Fucking traitors all of them.

There’s a man who’s a football gambler
To everyone he knows he gotten stranger
With every move he makes
Another email he takes
Odds are his team won’t won their game tomorrow

Football Coach Man
Football Coach Man
You’ve given them your number and gave away your game

I thought it was going to be something quite horrible like Band Camp Meets the Sanford Experiment, but damn this sounds like a university group I would have enjoyed joining. Now I’m CUMBed out.

When did Kelso become Mila Kunis' smokey eyes Press Secretary?

I remember when DHS did this 2010 and the Wingnut Sphere exploded with rage and threats (ironic then as now) of “HOW DARE THEY?”

“UKRAINE NOT WEAK!!!  Okay it is.”

X marks the Nitrates!

The Juicero of Water Filters as opposed to the Britta of Water Filters or just the Britta of anything.

The political version of the Butt Fumble.

It definitely won’t be Soylent Yellow (for Cows) cause the Brits (among others) did that and it didn’t work out so well.

So it basically has come down to a matter of who did cut that cheese?

Fox News chief intelligence correspondent Catherine Herridge

The first rule of Supermax Club is you don’t talk about Supermax Club.

This little piggy went to market

The moment when Trump realized he overplayed his hand...

It’s more like the battle of the Wil E. Coyotes

I’m still waiting for David Brooks’ take on this before deciding whether or not it is good.

He’s fucking WillWe Wonka of Office Space selling them imagination.

It is the Robotic Dance Dance Revolution!

I believe the children will fuck up my (delusions of the) future