Their customer service is night and day compared with the big carriers. No wait time, actual answers (the two months I was back on AT&T off-contract I got told three different rates and three different dates for canceling and got nothing more than a shrug for their fat "technician setup fee" when all I did was buy the…

Hey, fellow Ram!

This is pretty much how I remember my visit to LA. The staggered red lights that prevent any actual traffic flow are especially realistic.

I live near a wholesaler that keeps both in stock year-round, as well as varieties of Newcastle I'd never even heard of. It's like Toyland in there.

My gal is an avowed Barbasol dame.

My gal is an avowed Barbasol dame.

A master password list in a code only I understand.

My girlfriend got cornered and goosed by The Youths on a train in France before I met her. She said the rest of the train didn't do anything to help her.

I got that too and I've never bought one in my life.

I got that too and I've never bought one in my life.

This is what I did. Lots of home cooking to save money while freelancing. Being holed up in the apartment for long work stretches wasn't conducive to healthy dishes at first, but to my own shock the weight was still melting off me eating 4-5 bacon, egg & cheese breakfast tacos every morning. It's incredible what…

If they give you joy, then that, too, is frugal.

And the beginning of drinking furniture polish!

Y'know, I had a date once. Good time, not amazing. Didn't think she was that into me but we had a nice evening. End of the night she kisses me on the cheek when I was just going for a hug, and whispers, "Call me," in my ear. Alright alright.

But soup's okay?

The fresher the better. You'd be amazed how much more flavor there is in a fruit or vegetable just off the vine. It's like "Till today, I have only thought I'd eaten a fig." Also, use the basic map of human tastes to square off flavors. Tomato's acid set against basil's kick, with a small spoonful of olive oil's…

This could make for a pretty fun scavenger hunt or mystery/race game.

Civet is fantastic, and I believe they're a Hellcat band. The pUKES are an all-ukulele, mostly female band that covers punk rock greats and I love them.

Nah, you'll be one of the weddings people want to go to.

You're only as young as the psychopathic behavior you exhibit.

His order went as follows: bottle of cheapest red wine with a glass full of ice only on the side. No water, just ice. He wouldn't let us pour the wine until he had filled up his wine glass with ice.

Roommate makes eye contact. Funk starts playing. Cut to: bedroom door. From within, squeaking is heard. (Note: source of squeaking is agonized OP as yogurt is applied to burn.)