I use TouchPal, but some of its features can be a guessing game unless you read Chinese.

They taste about the same, but they're probably lacking as many nutrients. I have a few growing in my window right now.

I have waited all year for this to return, and now I am tempted to read it one day at a time, like a little advent calendar of justifiable hatred.

Make pancake batter in Pyrex measuring cup. Pour pancakes easily. There, I just saved you the hassle of cleaning a mixing bowl once and a ketchup bottle twice.

NYC greenway biker here who commenced his ridership with a trip to City Island. This article is 100% truth. It's a strange mix of "Ah, this is amazing!" and "GAHH EVERYONE'S TRYING TO KILL ME OR MAKE ME KILL THEM!"

I write "Thank you for not bending" and that has done well by me.

After toeing the line his entire life he proved himself a heel.

More nicks, less irritation. I became a fast fan of mine last year after suffering years of hamburger neck.

I believe it was this very site that taught me about the drip hole in almost every food processor that will feed the mayo out properly.

...you DON'T?

I used to call this "the Dodge Neon Phenomenon."

I have something like this. It's called Twitter.

My house is filling up with these (which are terrific) and pickle jars, which house my leftovers and dried goods. And I'm cool with that.

Not if you like angry Cylon face, it doesn't.

I haven't, but my primary use for a scanner is to import pencil drawings for digital inking, so I probably misphrased my needs. Glad it's awesome, though. I'll give it a try.

Why would I pay $50/year when I can buy a higher-res scanner used for $50 one time?

Probably found a lawyer who worked pro bono...?

Probably found a lawyer who worked pro bono...?

Sorry, but this is lousy advice. How often do you polish off the carton of eggs? Why are you not just waiting for the grease to cool down? You can let it sit all day, it's rendered fat. It's not going to kill you.

Bonus points for alluding to the fact that after 900 years, Kermit will turn into Yoda.