Newspapers are also written in very clear, straightforward language, and are a great way to absorb verb tenses. I used to grab a copy of the free Spanish newspaper outside the subway every day on my way to work.

Try running on the balls of your feet rather than the heels (almost like you were about to skip but thought better of it).

I remember reading a study that running outside actually worked out your brain compared to the treadmill, because you were scanning and analyzing the approaching environment.

BRB...girlfriend wants to discuss this piece of paper on the fridge that reads "Should I break up with her?"

Twisted Toyfare Theater?

I might be mistaken, but I believe that's Ku, possessor of powers. My cousins brought me one from Hawaii and I was never cursed with anything worse than an inordinate love of tiki thereafter.

...those onion eggs look awful.

::stabs an apple::

Pretty sure a responsible society's job is to raise kids who don't bully other people for their differences, not to take away a fundamental piece of a kid's identity away so they don't have to deal with those people.

Well...save now, have priceless free fun now, have expensive fun in the future, and don't be afraid to splurge wisely on some fun now.

Use a nonstick pan (I use my cast-iron skillet for everything else, but eggs are the head and shoulders advantage of modern cooking materials), really, really mix them up before you cook, and don't add salt until the eggs are done (it has an instant effect on the mixed egg yolk and they'll cook more rubbery).

I've had two — one in college, and one a few years later (she was in college) both thanks to study abroad. I have to say that Skype's arrival made a mountain of difference: I could see her laugh, smile, sleep, or just take care of things around the room and vice versa for hours, and it was like spending the evening…

They also don't work.

You're damn right Gansett's up top. But Keystone = Coors. Same everything. All they change is the container.

So...will Lifehacker be taking down the Finger Test post, or redirecting it here?

Lack of a native quick toggle control was what was keeping me jailbroken.

...am I the only one who just cracks the egg and separates in the shell with a careful pour?? The weight of the white will pull itself from the yolk, and the shell will perfectly cut off the white without damaging the slightly sturdier yolk.

My ma taught me to bang the dull side of a knife all the way around a really stubborn jar lid to open it.

I had no idea Alec Baldwin's "Glengarry, Glen Ross" closer had pledged a sorority.

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