Let’s be frank, it’s a dog eat dog world out there. Hopefully, she just accepted her fate and didn’t behave like a brat.

Marissa’s hotdog restaurant closed.

This is all, horrifyingly, true.

Yeah I don’t think that last line is enough. The headline – and essentially the whole post – is pretty much stirring shit like, “smile pretty, honey.”

It’s all fun and games until you need to take a dump

Lately I’ve been really feeling this conflict surrounding the Brock Turner case (and the other ones like it). Because on one hand, I’m 100% against rape. On the other, I’m not the wrath and punishment sort.

Almond Milk: For Those Times When You Think, “Fuck California’s Weather - Let’s See If They’re Still Laughing When I Steal The Bastards’ Water”

Damn, sup young bibi? You wanna steal some land and kill thousands of innocent people? IN BED? Purrrrr.

It's also a lot more misogynist than I remember. That girl getting thrown into the dumpster after yelling at Morris Day, damn.

It still amazes me how many people don't understand the concept of free speech. You're a moron.

I hope she took some cheesecake to go, and when she got to her hotel she poured a mug-ful of wine and ate a ton of cake.

People, please start believing that health care IS the miracle God sent you.

FYI, Vanessa Hudgens is dedicating her performance to her dad, who died yesterday.

Wait now. If it is PTSD than thank Obama.

Yeah, I’d like to hear how a free-market capitalist can reconcile forcing a company to manufacture goods in the US. Assuming it were within the government’s power to do so, wouldn’t it require a whole bunch of those spooky regulations and government meddling you hear so much about?

Especially when you consider, “hello friend,” is the tag line from his beloved children’s series Little Bill. This shit has layers of ickiness attached to it.