You had me at The 5000 Fingers of Dr. T

I don’t know what any of this means, but it’s forcing me to believe it.

Well, it was hands down better than Allison Williams crowing in Peter Pan.

Wouldn’t it be more efficient to supply filtration systems to each home? Porting water via truck is rather inefficient for any long period of time. The generosity of donated water, while immediately helpful, won’t last. When this story drops off in the news cycle, so will donations. Filters, while initially expensive,…

This is the reason Trump is leading the GOP race. These people who watch Fox News, listen to Limbaugh and Savage, click through to Breitbart and InfoWars. These outlets don’t offer reasoned debate. It’s always The Sky Is Falling, pitchforks at the ready, turning up the fear dial to eleven. It’s scary to think that the…

Ad agencies work off a 15% commission. Tell me again why Uber needs 20-30%? And that’s in addition to drivers bearing all the costs.

You mean if she can post bail. Unfortunately she’s probably safer at this point in jail.

Beyoncé and Jay-Z are gonna be pissed! They were rumored to be buying it.

What about Japan? SPE ultimately answers not to any entity in the US, but to Sony in Tokyo. While the threat to American theater-goers is rather laughable, there is a serious threat (generally speaking) to Japan from North Korea. NK is more than capable of making like hell for Japan, and is a serious military…

That's a real stretch to make with Coca-Cola.

There are times when labor is so subtle that birth can happen with little warning. But what is surprising to me is that an airline would allow someone to fly at that stage of pregnancy. Then again, Sarah Palin was in labor and flew from Texas to Alaska, having contractions and leaking amniotic fluid.

$37+/lb for beef? Those don't even look like prime.

A sex barbeque? Is that like getting a big blow up pool and filling it with BBQ sauce and then getting naked?

I find it hard to believe that any semblance of decent writing left with Meyers, because the writing on Late Night really sucks, but they are having a tough time of it at SNL.

What about T.R. Pescod—he's in Cialis commericals

"(Bush) will declare a National Security Emergency and clamp down Hard on Everybody, no matter where they live or why. If the guilty won't hold up their hands and confess, he and the Generals will ferret them out by force."

That's an engineering marvel. How do you fold a biscuit?

The only reasonable excuse might be for safety reasons, like if it were so long AND worn loose... maybe? Certainly kindergarteners aren't working with mechanical things or in food service that might necessitate some hair covering regulations, so I'm not sure what they could be thinking.

Ditching radios might make sense in a combat zone, or even over foreign soil, but doesn't make much sense when the crash is likely a mechanical issue over the continental U.S.