I don't particularly care for her work, but I think it is an improvement.

And still Dan Snyder doesn't care what anyone thinks.

My sister had a cat and the cat birthed a litter of kittens. There must have been 30 of them. There was this runt, this sweet little, Little-Engine-That-Could runt who wanted to get up there but couldn't really get access to the teat. I went in and just simply... You know, just... into a little saucer. And then…

When Sarah Palin attempted to mock Obama by using "hopey changey," that was her trying to be demeaning. In this case, it sounds more like something akin to rape, without the intention of disdain, so I'd let it pass. But I hear what you're saying.

De Cecco, Ronzoni are my go-tos.

Always thought Barilla was mushy crap. De Cecco is the bomb (as far as mass market dried pasta goes).

Who doesn't feel as helpless when their electronics break? I'm sure with all of her businesses and assistants that she's spent enough on Apple products to have some concierge service afforded to her.

In my experience with Poopourri the bathroom smells like a mixture of whatever fragrance is in the bottle AND shit. I can't decided which is worse—unadulterated poop smell or sickly sweet poop smell.
Oh, and those internal deodorizer pills don't work. They just turn your poop green from chlorophyll.

Who was shopping the Sears Wishbook in 1983?

I think you can go back years with the Disney Concert Hall

I think Lena Dunham looks great... if it weren't for those unfortunate tattoos. I HATE them.

My internal organs were bruised after riding the Cyclone. But I'll take a near-death experience like that over any Six Flags B.S. any day.

Lunch!

They should road trip to Japan and meet up with Maru.

Isn't anyone going to ask why Gaga remained sitting in the audience after her performance still wearing that Botticelli get up? I mean, do you really want to sit bare-assed in a seat at the Barclay Center?

Orange... redeemed Laura Prepon for me, as I could never stand That '70s Show. Now she's ruined again.

That's totes a pet peeve of mine. Vaginas are not external.

I got mtvstaff.net, but am forbidden. Now I really want access.

And then I heard he just showed a picture... didn't actually bring the baby out. Gyp!