Yeah, right, go shit on your neighbors now—Bangladesh is responsible for this rape, really?

Your mom must have been a very strong person too.

It made me cry. That was me and my kid a few years ago...divorce, moving, me back to school to improve our prospects, lame ex, no money.

I'm just annoyed because I wanted to learn more about dealing with the public, and that's not happening. Harrumph.

But won't you think of the children?

Oh, good. I was just chastising myself for my juvenile sense of humor because I just noticed her name and cracked up. I am not alone! There are other ungrownup people, people!

You didn't offer an opinion that pubes are fine. You specifically mentioned that you 'don't mind pubes'. There's a difference. Can you spot it?

I know! They hate it when people miss the point of Jez posts! Why can't they be more tolerant of asinine opinions?

I told my friend this, and am repeating it: yes, it's dumb. I've been out with her where others will suggest a pizza place and she won't say anything. I mean, if a grownup person you're hanging out with is 'inconvenienced' by an actual medical problem you have and cannot choose a venue/menu that is safe for you, then…

True, but the paleo-dieters that I've hung out do seem to eat an exorbitant amount of meat (totally anecdotal, I know)

I know what you mean. I have another friend with Celiac's and she's very careful (as she should be!) of her health. But she also bends over backwards not to inconvenience others...sometimes to the detriment of herself. But this new one was just odd!

Yep, I've done the boogers-freezing-in-your-nose weather. I used to take the bus everywhere then, and I remember shivering at the bus stop and calling my mom thousands of miles away to yell, Ma! My snot just froze! What do I do? This was my first American winter too. Ah, sweet memories.

Oh lord, I had someone like that for dinner. But that guest was actually allergic. So I was very careful to make a gluten and dairy free dinner and have several dessert choices (there were kids present) and make sure one choice is okay for said guest. Said guest goes ahead and samples all desserts because they 'look…

Your comment says a whole lot about you than it does about me. You do realize that, don't you? If you don't, well, not only are you a terrible person, you're also not very smart.

His entitlement is showing. I mean, he admits he gave them shitty service and then is mad because they're not giving him wild tips? Seriously?

You're a pretty terrible human being. The poors? Wow.

It's a question of entitlement, yo! THat people of color are being served is good enough, why do they expect good service?

Maybe because you believe in stereotypes, your assumptions led you to behave shittily, you were shitty at waiting at their tables? Ever thought of that? You're a bigot.

" It's amazing you have survived to the age of majority, with an intellect as bereft of reason as yours." What a coincidence! Many of us were just thinking this about you!

Dude, I thought cranberry sauce was gross until I found a recipe with dark chocolate and sri racha. And now it is awesome.