You will want them all killed. In total, I only like about three people in this world. That includes my family.

Safe sports franchise

I have never in my life had a Blizzard where the fixin’s gravitated to the bottom of the cup. I always get the kids half-assing it at the mixer so the top half or so of the Blizzard is the flavor I ordered and the rest is just vanilla ice cream. I want to go to Scott’s DQ.

I know he hasn’t donned the suit himself, but Kevin Conroy is the best
Batman

I think MOST people are buying them as figurines with the delightful bonus of unlocks in their favorite games. I mean I bought Fox and Megaman just because I liked them, but the unlocks in Mario Kart were pure sugar.

I think you mean “aesthetic” ;)

Amiibos made of yarn.

Master of Orion III's DRM disabled my anti-virus software and froze my computer for, like, ten minutes doing god knows what. And Masters of Orion III was a terrible game, to boot.

Trying to figure out how to play this fucking game as a kid:

You have to admire that an entire Aircraft was designed to house the beasts.

Huh.... So, I played through all the DLCs in BL2 at least once a piece, and ran through the main game a couple times with different heroes (and different groups of friends). Never once did any of us feel the player characters talked too little, or wished they were talking more. We liked their one-liners, but that…

Well, if you count Symphony of the Night, you have to actually count its predecessor, Rondo of Blood, first. Playing as Maria, you had a double jump.

The Balance Board actually takes up a Wiimote slot (specifically, it's always Player 4). However, there's another route to consider- 3DSs! We already know they can be used as controllers thanks to Smash Bros., and they're definitely independent of the other controller slots. I don't know if there's a programmed limit…

I prefer a genuine experience. That is worth something to me.

I love the premise, but I want to correct their punches and kicks so much.

Videogame development in a big, harsh, rotten nutshell:

"Great Game, 10/10!"

Nothing arbitrary OR meaningless about "yes/no." Those are answers with meaning. If you asked me whether or not you should spend time with a game, I wouldn't answer "7."