Yes, they said it was a complete tear.

It was then the players learned Butler had dyslexia.

Man named Dick Fiddler: I demand you respect where I came from.

Let’s all hope this is the beginning of a long and bitter rivalry between the city of Montreal and the entire state of Kansas.

[choked up]

I don’t remember who first told me this story, but I remember that upon hearing it I thought, “That Burneko. He’s one of Us.”

It’s a technicality. Kyle doesn’t do enough blogs to meet the threshold requirement for being called a writer.

least-productive writer who ever fucking lived

This is such a cop-out. He is clearly just doing this to avoid getting punched in the balls by Draymond in next year’s playoffs.

Well that’s going to be good for basketball, in the same way that knowing Bruce Willis is actually dead makes watching the Sixth Sense more enjoyable.

What’s worse, the duffel bag had a history of carrying weapons.

Geno Auriemma must be super mad that she did something before he could.

“All I’m gonna do is write essays,” Jefferson said. “I don’t know what they’re going to be. They might be erotic. I don’t know. But I’m just going to write lots of essays.”

I guess you could say that the death line-up’s play on the court in Game 7 was

The graphic maker died of dysentery on the way, I understand the oversight.

LeBron James wears 23

“Hot enough for ya?” my coworker asks, the stench of coffee lingering on his breath like Spanish moss on a cypress tree.

The kid appears to know the path to righteousness.

I blame the blacks. Seriously, George and Linda Black were seated 2 rows ahead of me. They’re always causing trouble. They were throwing beers and punches. F-ing blacks have to ruin everything