It probably didn't help that Ozzie was quoted earlier referring to the Marlins' bullpen as a "bay of pigs."

When contacted about meeting with a Wilf representative, Parcells adjusted himself and reminded the inquirer that he has, "handled an Italian broad once or twice in his day."

Anyone else just hear Jonathan Coachman just say that Amar'e Stoudemire is out with a bulging dick? It's such an obvious phrase that you KNOW you can't mess up when you say it and it happens pretty often.

+1 on these, Rob, this is great. I'll be showing this to all 2000s-era Siena grads who have just recently made the journey home from Fran McCaffrey's asshole.

Pictured: Steve Phillips, wondering why anyone would pay $1,000 to take someone to lunch, slowly realizing he does it discreetly every day.

Judging by the looks of his family, Antonio Cromartie must have had some sort of Groundhog Day back in 2007.

I've sensed your anti-Cuse activity around here but I think it's now obvious that you've blown your Tobacco Load.

They stay fresh and I keep laughing. +1

Wasington's 97th is certainly a black eye but it pales in comparison to Jefferson's 1,200.

Cool-Burn Wise is also the name of the arsenic-seasoned potato chips in Dan Snyder's waiting room.

Despite all the questionable events of Cuban's past, this particular comment appears to be the elephant-walk in the living room.

Fucking outstanding, Craggs. I always have a hard time putting in words why I am tired of the gas bag mainstream sports journalism these days. I'll probably just start sending links.

The real reason the movie fell through was that when writing the script, even Payton had a hard time figuring out how the kid would be able to beat the Danziger Bridge level.

Sadly, this is also what Brien Taylor sees in his parents' bathroom mirror.

Sounds similar to Dale Earnhardt Sr., whose life began in a North Carolina trailer park and ended in traffic.

This event also spawned collaborative Sammy Davis Jr./Otis Redding smash hit: Knicks in Hershey

Make these timely, that's quality stuff.

Ironically, "the nets pulled off" is usually how most Newark-based three-ways begin.

As illustrated, no one doubts Sandusky's natural ability to make head lines.

When asked about the mishap, Ryan Braun's pee appeared to be flushed.