Okay.

I'll add some examples:

That's enough internet for today. I'm out. Good bye y'all, I'll remember you all in therapy.

No, I'm pro facts.

So... what, you're pro-child shooting?

When I was stationed at the Marine barracks in DC in the early 80's I had to go to the Navy Yard for a dental appointment. Afterwards I went to the CPO club to grab lunch and they had frikken Go-Go girls dancing in there at lunch in the middle of the week.

I didn't know you could shoot children in Sniper Elite?

Lawyer here. I would be shocked at law students who DIDN'T do this.

Except teacher evals are anonymous.

also, wear a bag over your head, lest the students fantasize about you giving them a blow job because you wear lip gloss.

evaluations are usually anonymous, which probably accounts for the comments existing in the first place.

Can you please speak to whether she is as smug and self-serving as she came across in the email?

because you're a wizard

WELL WELL WELL!

Well, yes. We, as a group, assume that King Neptune is attended by strippers as part of his royal retinue.

Strippers and sailors go together like chocolate and peanut butter, like wine and cheese, like bananas and peanut butter, like fire and ice, like peanut butter and jelly, like ships and water, all the other things that go with peanut butter. Suffice it to say that any Navy base is surrounded by strip joints and broke…

Pretty much all of your horrified fantasies of us all arriving as a nervous giggly unexpected mob of 60 stingy assholes who only brought $40 each/did not tip/generally behaved in an obnoxious and disrespectful way are false.

my stripper post brings all the sailors to the yard, I see

I just...nope.

I was a sailor for 10 years we blew more than $40 in the first half hour.

They are going to ruin that club's night.

I love how she considers herself part of a 'safe crowd' that the strippers will be happy to see.

HA.

The strippers were happy to see corrupt, jaded, chauvinistic pigs like the lot of sailors I…