The name's Ella. Nut Ella.

SCOTUS needs to come down hard on the Jaden, Caden, Braden crowd. The lower courts have failed to act but this country has been through enough.

"Hate a name? Pay a fee to me to create an LLC with the same name! No more Nevaeh now that Nevaeh Corp exists!" - Silicon Valley brainstorming sesh

Yeah but then it would be technically pronounced Noot Ella instead of Nut-ella.

You know, she could've circumvented this by giving the baby a first name of "Nut" after the Egyptian sky goddess, and a middle name of "Ella."

Do you know why this doesn't surprise me? Because France won't even let me change my last name (in France) to what my last name is in the rest of the fucking world! Thanks for making me look like a terrorist with two different names, France.

Eh. A choosy mom would name her baby Jif.

So it's not enough to criticize my "statistically average" penis size, NOW I have to put up with being told I don't have enough sperm?

Ah, yes "human male infertility". The council has dismissed this claim.

No doubt at the behest of their Turian and Asari (misandrists!) overlords! Wake up sheeple! The Illusive Man was right!

Even more reason for my wife to handle everything.

You. I like you. Didn't expect to see this, but I'm happy I did.

Ever wonder how it was physically possible for your great-grandparents to have like 10 kids?

I can't even imagine how that would happen!

What about a stripper with Koala pee?

Fine, children can get one too if they want.

Only works if you're still single.

Regardless of the consequences, I think i'd rather say I caught an STD from a stripper than from koala pee.

Another "accident?"

The question is: How did the Koalas get chlamydia in the first place?