Ohio may be the only state in the US where you can ask a waitress for a three-way without getting slapped.

Shitness?

Lego Movie snubbed???????

So, you're ok with this,

This... is nothing new:

If it does not end with both of them whining about how their moms died and they should have been able to stop it, this headline is misleading.

Years ago, I was living in New Orleans, where we take Halloween (and indeed, any Drinking Occasion) very seriously, and my parents and grandmother happened to come in on November 1 for brunch on the top floor of an upscale local hotel. Afterward, we were riding back down in the elevator, and it stopped to let on a…

The milkshake couple - they must have written campaign ads at their day job.

"To be honest officer, it could have been the one on the far left or the right. It all happened so fast and I didn't really get a good look at her."

Clever girl.

"The Advent on Channel 12" by Cyril Kornbluth - "Whereat a great and far-off voice was heard, saying, Poop-poop-poopy, and it was even so; and the days of Poopy Panda were long in the land."

That was my favourite thing I've ever read on Kotaku.
Thank you.

Work retail to afford gas to drive to dates.

Sorry but there's no intelligent discourse with people whose opinion is "My sky friend told me you shouldn't do that".

Well, the Trojan is broken, but at least he pulled the little guy out in time.

"Check out my dinglehopper!"

The birds knew the risk of concussion when they flew into the building.

Ha, Birds are so dumb...

Actually his forehead was impacted by an equal sized amount of hair at a low velocity and it never recovered.