It walks like it stepped out of a classic Max Fleischer cartoon.

@merrypranxter: Free Willy 2!

@Kevin Flynn: -clang- -clang- -clang- -clang- -clang-....

@sans_fi: Not Safe For Whales?

@TPL2008: But I thought whales, for safety's sake, tried to avoid the Net, as they would drown.

Can't wait for the "remastered" Velvet Sedan Chair "Seven Suns" CD. (Wait- if you remove the analog pops/skips/scratches "added" to age a fictitious artifact, does that make the "clean" version "demastered"?)

@jdskeleven: "Man After Man: An Anthropology of the Future", by Dougal Dixon.

@eviladrian: Is it me, or does that face look a little like Rob Schneider? I can see it, now: "Rob Schneider is... 'The Animal, Evolved!'"

"All of this has happened before, and it will all happen again."

Is there any DNA available for species we've killed off recently? Passenger pigeons? Carolina parakeets? Tasmanian wolves?

Does that poster look like six really big lines of coke to anyone else?

@Sunwind: off-ih-YOU-kuss.

#5 has a Björk-ish quality.

@Too.Tired.To.Sleep: "Good." You keep using that word. I do not think it means, what you think it means.

"Hear your astrological predictions for the 13th sign on the new 'Ophiuchi Hotline'- a signal from the sky, for FREE."

@Cjay79: Although, to be fair, it does feature beauties in black...

@swenson: It's a leap year, silly!

@ProfessorSara: Sounds like one of the new "ecologically sustainable" Ben 'N Jerry's flavors. (And you REALLY don't want to know what now makes "Rainforest Crunch" so crunchy...)

@Burke: "That actor really tied the room together."

What if the pirates started carrying mirrors?