Fair enough. I appreciate your reply. Also I’ve found the Deadcast to be more listenable if I picture it being recorded by Drew in his living room while you’re in the bathroom with the door open.

Look at the good he did for The Game Of Basketball. Before Kobe, Basketball was boring and useless. I remember watching games as a kid and crying from boredom. The players would just walk on the court and shake hands for 48 minutes while the coaches deflated as many basketballs as they could with crude knives. Unreal.…

Australia doesn’t acknowledge the burger monarchy.

A nude Australian man’s whopper.

“I tend to look at the glass half-full, so let me be the first to congratulate the Bills fans on being able to read”

Are you Jim Tomsula? This sounds like a Jim Tomsula life-hack.

Australia is a prison colony, no way that we can trust anything they have to say. Especially when it comes to toilet water swirling direction.

“Holly Holm almost certainly can’t win for such and such reasons, but if she does it will probably be off a left head kick” holds up as a reasonable take in retrospect.

He seems to be holding it down fairly well.

The best thing I’ve read so far on ISIS and their aims is this Atlantic article from March, which I highly recommend:

Quote from my ultra conservative father in law and the most intelligent thing I’ve seen on this wave of terrorism.

“Wait, somebody WANTS to play for the Browns? This CTE thing might be for real.”

Would have, except, he was a she, and I’m not about to follow in Greg Hardy’s footsteps.

But, your larger point stands - people like that are the WORST. Which is the most annoying concert goer stereotype?

1) obsessive, overeager fan that tells you about an amazing show in the past, often when the band you’re enjoying…

It’s all great until the cart tries to murder everyone.

“Why is it so hard to run out the clock?”

In lieu of family support, I have boxes of wine.

We’re still going to teach them Cantonese though, right? RIGHT???

Marv is the only remaining member of the family to giggle whenever someone says their last name.

How did Washington’s lawyers gain access to my browser history?

Pinkham’s Law bringing out burner lawyers. This is amazing.