It makes me sad that there are kids today who wouldn’t know who Bob Ross is. So thank goodness for stuff like this.

I guess I can’t blame someone for failing to taste the difference between shit coffee and shit coffee.

You don’t think rape impacts other people?

This is really interesting even though I know next to nothing about the WWII German army.

You should get an honorary Darwin award for that. Jesus Christ.

If you’re a first round pick and you’re out of football within 4 years of being drafted, whether you got hurt or not (Tebow didn’t), you’re an absolute bust.

Damn, I need to buy Redskins tickets.

why obscure his face when we can see his name on his shirt smh

I would try and scam a burger just for the experience. My future grandchildren deserve quality tales, and I like a good quality burger.

TOO SLOW, TEX

I hardly ever audibly laugh from comments but that did it

Damn you Pinkham, I clicked to respond to this comment just to write this!

Hatchet Harry would like to speak with you about becoming your front-of-house manager.

“THE CHURCH IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE”

What is this comment even attempting to say

I mean, sure. But we’re trying to live in a goddamn polite society here.

There’s a new commercial on Hulu for United Methodist Churches that says “Church can happen anywhere” ...that phrase really scares me for some reason...like I’m going to wake up in my house, go downstairs, and there’s church going on.... gives me the chills.

You have my sword.

Does anyone know how to become a contestant on Shark Tank?