Never question Jim Cooke.

This is a reasonable and correct take and has no place in Kinja.

I’m fine with Bernie staying in the race to accumulate votes and show Democrats that there is broad, national support for a progressive agenda. I am not alright with him staying in the race in a desperate bid to win.

Yeah, totally. Also vaccines don't work.

I think it’ll be fun to fuck with people on the internet by prefacing everything with “Millennials won’t remember but...” and just make shit up.

You forgot Buzz Aldrin’s fists of fury.

#notallcigars

Izzy Alcantara knows what’s up.

Combine simultaneous phone-urinal use and dad-level (I’m assuming) touchscreen skills and you’re going to end up accidentally tweeting a mid-stream dick pic. Tread lightly, Magary.

Says who? Rowling has no more obligation to American or British real history than the White Wolf RPG designers had, or the guy who wrote about Lincoln being a Vampire Hunter, or Harry Turtledove. IT IS FICTION!

At least this article is filed appropriately. It starts out re-iterating already-discussed problems with J.K. Rowlings generalizations of Native Americans, lumping them all up as a single group, etc, etc.

A day is scientific. A lunar cycle is scientific. A year is scientific.

You people are fucking madmen regarding seasons. One guy says there’s four months in a season. The other doesn’t correct him and then claims winter starts on solstice.

Wayne Gretzky is in fact alive today.

If that judge is a Pats fan he’s home free!

What about that instance though where your sleeves are rolled up and you have to put your jacket back on for a minute? Do you roll them back down, knowing that you’re just going to roll them back up so soon or do you put on the jacket with the sleeves rolled up which feels weird? Plus, to see someone take off their…

About the old athletes:

Nope, but I found the prequel movie about whether or not White Star Lines would build a passenger ship named Titanic rather dull, even with the parts where they talked about safety measures. DiCaprio’s cameo showing him working as a carpenter who built doors was mildly ironic.

Wedge Antilles: for when Boba Fett is too mainstream.

I was 14 in 1994, puberty was a sudden transformation, and suddenly there were all these men... like, overnight I went from an awkward, invisible, book-reading person who did a lot of secret listening when adults were talking to figure things out about the world, to having an awful lot of male attention in the world.

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