This is an all-time favorite, courtesy of Everything Is Terrible:

Pretty miserable Snell-o(h shit!)-vision there.

I just watched the video on mute while listening to Godspeed You! Black Emperor on iTunes. I had a feeling it was going to be an appropriate soundtrack and I was NOT disappointed.

"If this isn't the best Coming Home montage yet, the entire state of Minnesota should be launched into space."

Head pain #1: Julian Edelman's cranium, because he was pretty definitely concussed at some point during the fourth quarter of the Super Bowl.

Oof, rough couple days for Julian. Now it looks like he'll have two heads in considerable pain before long.

Not that the play-call wasn't beyond terrible (it was), but if Russell Wilson throws the ball four to six inches to the right, Lockette makes the catch or, at worst, it's batted down and the Seahawks get to run another play (and another, if the hypothetical 3rd down didn't get in). Not blaming Wilson, but that seems…

Finest kind, Shane. Thanks for making this available.

...because she's Brian Williams' daughter.

He's a fatal combine accident away from the Full Flannery O'Connor.

"Jesus Christ, what else do we have to do to get OUR recognition?"

"Abruptly cut-off YouTube video messages best"

"Schilling, the former pitcher who rejoined ESPN as a baseball analyst in September after eight months away to deal with mouth cancer,"

Yes, but if it turns out Antetokounmpo is an "Entourage" fan, we could nickname him Gianni Drachma.

+1 Uchitel

"Dap's a load a horspit! I'b odly botsly toofwess!"

The Panther-Beating, Garbage-Eating Philadelphia Phenomenon

Just saw this and agree with Will's summation. All I'd want to add is that I thought Gyllenhaal paid very capable homage to Patrick Bateman in the role.

"the pedestrian is running like she'd stop for no one"