"Russia media-driven nonsense conspiracies best"

"What a lazy motherfucker!"

INCOGNITO: [tries to give BARKLEY old poop-mouth]

October 6, 1990; Columbia, Mo.:

"Okay, this one is DEFINITELY an inside job!"

"That Saive guy is such a GLORYBOY."

If you want to experience the going-out-to-eat apotheosis of the chicken cutlet with tomato sauce and cheese, drive toward Hartford, Connecticut and don't stop until you have arrived at Franklin Giant Grinder on Franklin Avenue. Their chicken cutlet grinder with sauce and cheese (some people also have peppers put on…

[Closes all other bridges into New York]

"Only drugs, stealing and guns."

Well, yes, "flair" does translate in German, but the word for it is 28 characters long and unpronounceable unless you've drunk a bottle of Gewurztraminer.

And I thought Margot Robbie was the hottest open Australian in history!

"Heh, bet they'll never guess mine was 'Jon Definitelynotablackpersonorahispanicpersonsname'!"

[cums]

OLD TIMEY PERSON: "Take THAT, LeBatard!"

"I mean, I used to dunk my balls three times in two minutes every Friday night in King's Landing."

I don't know about you, Tiziano, but it's usually bananas making me go kaka, rather than the other way around.

Will you support them until they're well past middle age because you've seriously stunted their intellectual and social growth by shielding them from a fundamental part of 21st century life?

He's a contemporary (and high school friend) of my girlfriend's. My girlfriend is 23. His in-person persona and YouTube persona are pretty much identical. You're all set, homes.

Hey man, take a gander at this:

YURI: [brandishes knife] I'm telling you Igor, Blake Bortles vaulted WAY over Teddy Bridgewater with his performance last night!