The chocolate hazelnut Uncrustables are ridiculously good. Put them in the air fryer for 7-8 minutes and get them crispy... *chef’s kiss*

Why does she have to go away? I don’t see any of these takes on Bernie Sanders and he failed twice to be the candidate. 

Take all my stars! Fuck Sarandon and anyone who tries to be too cool for Hillary . The woman is a fucking rock star, and she warned all the haters.

She is the first woman in history to get close to sniffing distance of POTUS. Both of the speeches she prepared are relevant. Definitely relevant to how narrative on the rise of women to the highest office will be crafted (if we ever get there). It should have simply been released, not sold to Masterclass. But Hillary…

I don’t know if I’d say there was a lack of enthusiasm for either candidate; there were plenty of easily-led MAGAts who’d have laid down in front of a train if Donnie Small-Hands told them to.

Am I crazy or have 4 out of the 5 on your list existed for MANY years?

I’ve had the lemon cream Buttermints (they’re sold at my local grocery store) and was genuinely impressed. Probably won’t be a regular purchase but it would be fun as a gift or special occasion treat.

“The Mariah menu includes McDonald’s faves like the Big Mac, McChicken, McDouble, McDonald’s cinnamon roll, McDonald’s apple pie, and a six-piece McNugget order.”

Well, the movie was also heartbreaking...ly BAD amirite??? :P :P :P

See also:

15 years ago, while staying briefly with friends when I moved to the city, I bought some TJ’s spinach eggrolls to take to work. My friend ate them without asking me first (ok, fine, I was staying at their house...), but when I went to buy more THEY WERE FOREVER GONE.

I never got to try them. I’m still bitter.

At least until, without warning, they discontinue your favorite product, and break your heart... Thanks TJ’s... 

RIGHT! I mean, are they just going to gloss over that scene in the NT or the sermons on the poor and the needy?!

Among them are venture capitalists

I am sorry I missed career day when they covered “start a cult that attracts celebrities”

That guy is what would happen if an Ed Hardy shirt became a human. 

I’m a 63 year old librarian and there’s no way I’d be able to stop myself from pantsing that guy.

Worse, he was clearly trying to get his picture taken like that. You don’t walk around in public with Justin fucking Bieber because you want privacy.

That header picture is what you see when you look up “Douche bag” in Merriam-Webster’s.

RE: dick root dude pic. As a 40 year old man, I could not imagine being a fuckin’ adult dressed like that in pictures with a literal teenager. I’m both horrified and embarrassed for anyone involved with that so called church.