Then he got an idea!
An awful idea!
The Studio Exec
Got a Wonderful, Awful Idea!

Why, for 54 years I’ve put up with them now!
I must stop these Grinch adaptations from coming! But how?

I’ve got one that tops them all:

In 2016, Donald Trump became president. In 2020, it could happen again.

Still not as scary as this new layout.

Because the world’s currency is personal data and and Facebook is the De Beers diamond company of data mining. 

Heck, remember decades ago Trump went to the hospital because he was dying? 

Kidnap the Governor, blow up a bridge, put on a show trial...

You know, if one of my friends exclaimed to me that we need to do something about the governor closing the gyms, my first though would be we figure out which of our friends has the biggest yard, and see if they will let us pool all our free weights and other easily portable exercise equipment there. But, sure, instead…

What a world we live in where the news, broken ONLY TWO weeks back, that the sitting president owes someone 400 mil is WAY OLD news.

a militia group

Across ideologies, terrorism is often rooted in deep misogyny. The alarm has been sounded multiple times that these white supremacist groups and other terrorists first cut their teeth by maiming and targeting women. If we have learned anything from Islamic terrorism, guerrilla terrorism etc, the cure is to clamp down…

That’s $400,000,000 (that we know of)

These are the same people that agree that trump has been treated so unfairly, he should get another 4 years in charge regardless of the election results even though he spent a whole ass year worth of days on his golf course trying to collect some of that $4,000,000 he is in debt to foreign banks.

And they would be the first to condemn the woman for not wanting to spend the next 9 months pregnant as selfish. 

Both sides, my ass. Remember when President Dipshit pardoned the Bundy Family?

Closing bars and requiring a piece of cloth be worn in public to protect citizens from actually dying = tyranny

This is entirely OT and my apologies for it but I can’t hold it in.

Goldberg’s Peanut Chews. I’m tellin ya.

Nothing about Brachs Jelly Nougats? The unholy union of jelly bean middles and vanilla nougat? Always loved those.

If you’re ever in East Tennessee or western North Carolina, and see a chain called Mast General Store (usually in charming or touristy downtown areas of mountain-adjacent towns) they have a staggeringly-huge assortment of candy.