My favorite is a bourbon pecan stollen that a local grocery store makes. It’s coated in sugar and messy and expensive, but it is so good. 

Aldi is coming to the town I live in, in the same shopping center as Trader Joe’s. So apparently they can co-exist. 

I accept this challenge.

I’m all in favor of pockets, but these look like they go all the way down. I would drop things in them and never be able to get them back out. Also I would most likely get tangled up in my pants. Can’t we just have normal pocketses? 

I saw this hairdo on Twitter, and I laughed and laughed until I couldn’t breathe. Does she not own a mirror? 

This Nestor is not the same as the Nestor that Gaetz suddenly introduced to the world as his son. After that happened, Fox News interviewed a Nestor who was not the same person as Nestor 1. Somehow this continues to get weirder.

She’s very firmly committed to being wrong about many things. She posted on Twitter this weekend, bragging about eating at a restaurant with a large group of people. https://twitter.com/naomirwolf/status/1358261762496344067

I like most of these. And candy corn.

We’re not allowed to have anything good now. If something is accidentally good, it must be fixed so it isn’t good. Like Instagram. It’s been improved so much that now it sucks giant donkey balls. Maybe I’m just old and cranky, but I’m so very tired of everything turning to crap. I’m too young to retire, too old to put…

It would be tragic if she went through all of that, only to find out that he died broke.

Here’s a recipe for the Basque-style cheesecake. I haven’t tried it yet, so I don’t know how good/authentic it is.

Jojo is wearing the latest in Lisa Frank couture. I have many questions about how her clothes come into existence. It’s probably for the best that I don’t know how much an outfit like this costs.

If Martha is reading this, I just want to let her know that her champagne jello recipe is totally wrong. It’s the exact opposite of how gelatin really works. I would expect this from a low-budget cooking blog, but not from Martha. :-(

At a long-ago job, I had to stop putting lollipops in the candy dish on my desk because my horrible boss would unwrap one stick it in her mouth, and chomp, suck, smack, and gnaw on it until it was all gone. Of course she did this while she was standing in front of my desk. She was gross in other ways, but that’s a…

Gwyneth is a pure garbage person. She’s already rich and famous, she has unlimited career options, and she chose selling snake oil. She has chosen to be nasty about anyone who criticizes her. I hope she gets a nasty, painful, hard to treat infection from a vagina egg.

Sunrise biscuits are excellent, and their cinnamon rolls are the best around. Get ‘em when they’re hot and fresh—tons of cinnamon, tender dough and sugary glaze. They’re huge, and it’s really hard to not eat a whole cinnamon roll.

So she’s coming back to be his babysitter. I can’t imagine what could possibly make this worth it for her. She got out, she didn’t have to be involved in this mess when everything started to collapse, but she came back. Is she getting paid millions of dollars for this?

Ha! When I heard she was coming back, my first thought was, I wonder how much she’s going to age this time. I think it’s basically like dog years—one year in this administration makes a person seven years older. 

I don’t understand why they would need to invent new KitKat flavors when they’ve already created the best KitKats and they’re not even making those now. Triple Chocolate KitKats were available around Halloween, but I couldn’t find any last year, and it looks like they no longer exist. The only Halloween candy I really…

Can we just leave the long, pointy toes to history and make shoes that actually have room for toes? Why does this style keep coming back? It should have stayed in the Middle Ages. (Pretty much everything else about these shoes is bad, too.)