MagicEyes
MagicEyes
MagicEyes

Her clothes are getting worse. From the wrinkly fabric to the horrible sleeves, everything about this dress is bad. There are a lot of bad sleeves, but these are some of the worst sleeves I’ve seen. Does anyone know how much this costs? It looks like something I could whip up in a weekend with my little vintage sewing

I’m going to laugh my ass off when she shoots herself in the crotch.

My true love...so creamy, so nutty, so good! I will be devastated if the gas station down the street stops selling these.

Wow. This is a really bad time for someone who is rich and pampered to be comparing herself to a caged animal when we actually have babies in cages. Is she trolling, or is she really this stupid? 

Blah blah blah blah blah.

There are more details in the original article. It was downplayed, but it seems obvious that he was behind it.

He was angry because one of them rejected him.

And it’s made in China!

WHEN ARE THESE PEOPLE GOING TO GO TO JAIL? It is way past time for justice to rain down on these grifters. They’d better start studying how to make prison hooch and how to look good in an orange jumpsuit. Ivanka’s going to look really bad in orange with her roots growing out, and I can’t wait to see it.

I’m so sad that I can only give this one star.

I didn’t read all of this, because “soup goblin” killed me.

This is ridiculous. If pharmacists don’t want to fill prescriptions, they need to find a different job. What’s next, refusing to sell condoms because it’s immoral to stop the sperm from fertilizing the egg? You might think that’s absurd, but that’s not so far off.

He’s worried that he won’t be able to protect his sons from true accusations of sexual assault, like rich people used to be able to do. Times are changing. :-)

Those are the deadest eyes I’ve ever seen. They deserve each other.

I used to be the biggest GBBO fan, but after the last season, I think I’m done. I didn’t even watch the finale, and I’m not sure I ever will. I do love the Extra Slice, though.

I feel really lightheaded right now. If I pass out from laughing, it’s all your fault!

It’s only a hole if you’re Wile E. Coyote.

I read “Iggy’s naked,” and I thought it was Iggy Pop. We live in a world with more than one Iggy.

I’m pretty sure she has a painting in the attic...

Anderson East is not a name. It’s a building on a college campus.