This was DELICIOUS to read, Ellie. Kudos.

“GGGGGWoke-lahoma where the wind comes sweeping down the plain”

We could write things that we think ARE true about Blake Shelton!

Passenger in seat in front deserves to roast in hell. (I mean, so does creepy guy, but that’s a given).

Ugh, some dude did that to me the other night after I was leaving dance class (so, naturally very sweaty and not wanting to be close to other people). The bench on the train I was on was in seats of three. I sit on the one closest to the door, and instead of sitting on the third seat (which happened to have a small…

That was a case for filing an immediate police report AND a subsequent lawsuit against the airline because the flight attendant failed to protect her. The fact that she was a minor at the time is even worse. Just because you’re not on the ground doesn’t mean laws do not apply. If they were flying from one state to…

It’s mind boggling that the flight attendant didn’t do anything. I know it sounds ridiculous, but did you tweet the airline about no one doing anything about having a passanger sexually harrass another? Tweeting is the only one I’ve ever gotten a response from an airline.

Oh my god this is horrible. People think sexual harassment is all meek women not speaking up or making themselves clear. But this anecdote shows how little the woman’s reaction has to do with anything. Creeps will be creeps. That’s the real horror of it — how powerless you feel. Props to her 16 year old self for doing…

What the absolute fuck. Why would anyone think this was ok? Jesus Mary and Joseph. I hope the airline took proper measures on training, or sexual assault laws (since that is very much what happened). Or at least, AT THE VERY FUCKING LEAST, offered an apology.

That’s insulting to Butt-head. At least he has decent taste in music.

I got physically tense and my heart rate went up reading that. I feel livid for her! I’m really impressed that she was brave enough to speak up for herself. I’d struggle to make a scene, and I’m 30.

The flight attendant should have asked Mr. I Need Quiet to switch seats with your sister.

My, what a punchable face he has.

I just found a picture of David Daleiden on his class trip to washington DC.

HSWJMB*

My little sister called me upon landing after her first cross-country flight in TEARS. She (16 at the time) was so freaked/icked out by the much-older guy seated next to her. He raised the arm rest immediately after taking off, and proceeded to rub against her the entire flight. She said he used his arm/shoulder to…

The only time this happened to me I was on a flight to Korea and had the window, while a kindly old Korean woman had the isle. We exchanged pleasantries (nods, es she didn’t speak much english) and I silently helped her untangle her earphones. After the plane took off and we both realized there was no one to sit…

I was once in the window seat of a row of three. There was a gentleman in the aisle seat. As the boarding process ended, it became clear that the middle seat was to remain blissfully empty and I felt immediate relief, until the gentleman picked himself up, scooted over, and started to lower his ass into the vacant…