Every time my roommate sees a picture of Cruz making that face she says “That is the face of man who has 12 yr olds tied up in his basement.”

Right?! I just want to ask him “Don’t you see yourself? Do you think “smug prick” is a good look for you? Do your voters really respond to the “resting entitled douchebag” face? His poor wife. Imagine waking up to that.

Every time I see this picture of Cruz I don’t know whether to laugh hysterically or vomit.

The silver lining is that they have to stoop that low because they have nothing else (like, you know, facts) on their side.

I’m not even sure they won the battle. Not only did they lose their case, but the court decided THEY were the criminals. They came off looking like total dumbasses. I can’t believe their lawyers are trying to call them whistleblowers...they didn’t blow the whistle on anything! The videos didn’t reveal any misconduct.…

Seriously, did Ted Cruz give her lessons on how to make the most effective “I’m a douchebag!”-face possible?

Filed under S for Stupid and Smug.

Bespoke Hermes, no doubt.

She clearly yanked herself up by her overpriced bootstraps.

In the interview, she also states that she is “completely self made” because her parents supposedly cut her off financially at 18. Later she goes on to mention working on Hook, which coincidentally was directed by her godfather, “uncle Steven.” As in Spielberg. But she’s completely self made.

Only for special occasions. It’s so hard to find a dry cleaner that doesn’t give it back to me all stretched out and wrinkled that isn’t expensive. I’ve got some herbs I found in the back of my cupboards that I can just cram up there until next 4th of July when I have my vagina professionally dry-cleaned in honor of…

It's funny how that works! I bought three books used on Amazon, shipping from two different places and it still cost under $30.

I bought 2 books yesterday, at a bookstore... they gave me a bookmark - FOR FREE!

hahahahaha $30 bookmark is amazing

Yeah but if you were a smarter shopper you could make a bunch of limes, one avocado, and a handful of ice cubes last a family of 4 for weeks and still have plenty left over for fancy bookmarks. It’s not Goop’s fault that you're bad with your finances.

Tis these socks (and these socks alone-runner up: a set of paper clips for 9 dollars. A set of pencils is going TWENTY FOUR and a single book mark FOR THIRTY.)

nah it’ll be all “god doesn’t give you anything you can’t handle. You’ve been chosen to care for this child”

I can already hear them say it’s god’s will and comparing microcephaly to Down syndrome. In fact I think I saw a comment like that in Gizmodo the other day.

I wish I had the author’s positive outlook on the Zika virus changing the minds and hearts of those who are anti-choice. Actually, they’ll double down — if Those Women had just used mosquito repellent correctly/had kept their legs shut/had trusted Jesus more, they wouldn’t be in this position!

I’ve long held the opinion that forced birthers from every country are the same. They’re against abortions for all those random sluts, but when they or a family member needs one, that’s when abortions are acceptable. As mosquitos can’t differentiate between the poor and the rich, I wouldn't be surprised to see at…