The Henderson County Sheriff’s Department wisely chose not to wade into an armed confrontation with Gray; Tarkington won a court order granting him custody of his sons, but was unable to execute it for the same reasons.

I just have to say it. So a white man can have a 15 year armed standoff with law enforcement and not get shot and a large group of armed white men can seize a federal building and law enforcement doesn’t even show up, but let a black woman smoking a cigarette get pulled over for a traffic stop and she is tasered,…

After reading through this thread it has become apparent that my stubborn refusal to use dating apps and my Pollyanna like belief in meeting cute will cause me to die all alone, surrounded by cats. And I don't even have a cat. Yet.

I’ve been approached and asked out on in public a few times in the last year or two (not trying to humble brag), in a respectful, “I acknowledge that you’re a human being and not a thing,” not-street-harassment kinda way. It’s awkward, because I am SUPER married, and that revelation inspires some pretty sheepish…

Two über-successful professionals.

I am really, actively, disliking Gwen these days. I feel like I might have if Debbie Harry eloped with I don’t know, Travis Tritt?

I’m reminded of the joke where a guy’s on a roof praying for God to save him, boats come, he refuses because he’s waiting for God. He dies, asks God why the fuck he didn’t rescue him, God says he sent boats.

I see Joyce DeWitt. Gah, I’ll escort myself back to the home.

looks like a very comfy robe to wear around the house

As an ensemble, this looks fine - nude & black very chic blah blah. But individually each dress is a hot mess

“an unkempt troll doll found floating facedown in a tub of rancid Beluga caviar”

Yeah, threaten Scotland. That’s always worked so well in the past...

If only Trump’s father had pulled out.

So, wait - the guy that wants to ban the world’s largest religion from entering a country is mad because he might not be able to enter a country? Damn, irony, you nasty.

Ah yes, that’s what makes great leadership. Stomping your feet and threatening to take your ball and go home when you don’t get your way. Just fuck this sack of feces. I can’t even anymore. This fucker...i mean THIS fucker.

an unkempt troll doll found floating facedown in a tub of rancid Beluga caviar

Donald Trump is about as welcome as a week-old haggis, with taste to match.

First of all, I don’t accept your premise that I’m not qualified to play starting center for the LA Clippers. I mean yes, I’m 5’3” and a bit soft in the middle, but a losing record is good for a team, not bad.

And the man in the back said everyone attack and it turned into a boardroom brawl