How can you arrest a person for failing to use a turn signal and jail her for days?

Mohamed’s 30,000 square-foot mansion in Bel Air might destroy the cliff it’s being built on,

WFLD’s next instruction to women reporters doing outdoor live shots will require them to wear high heels, mini-skirts and low-cut tops because they will “look a lot better.”

Yes, earlobes blackened by frostbite are so much more attractive than hats.

“I like my women like I like my ice cream; literally frozen.”

FFS. How could anyone think this was a good idea? It is literally a health and safety issue. To me it’s akin to saying that if a female reporter was going to report from a construction site, she can’t wear a hard hat. At best it’s an asinine, superficial rule, and at worst it’s dangerous and misogynistic.

I think all newsreaders should wear hats and the hats should be fabulous:

This needs to be said:

She also said that racism isn’t a problem in this country because she’s the Governor. Which is really cute because other Republicans were calling her a “raghead” before her election.

Would you like to fall into a deep, dark internet hole about Bristol Palin faking the month of her child’s birth?

Horrible. We used to always forge dads signature (actually, I still do... He knows and is cool with it) in school as my parents would just forget to sign things. They knew we signed for them, they gave zero fucks. The ONE FREAKIN TIME that my dad actually signed something, the teacher sent it home as a forgery (his…

My kid used to leave notes that always started with “Today you broke my hart”

My 8 year old niece recently forged several notes to/from her parents. (E.g., a note to her dad, “from” her mom that she was allowed to watch a movie because she had been really good.)

I’ll never understand a teacher hating on a kid. I know that they can be little assholes sometimes, but still. My 5th grade teacher hated me to the extent that all the other kids noticed and cringed every time he made me the butt of his jokes. Joke was on him in the end, I was the class champion speller and he…

In first grade, the teacher made me stand in the corner in the lunchroom—mortifying enough, though I no doubt deserved it—then forgot I was there....2 or 3 hours later another kid came and got me......the lunchroom was completely deserted .......

Kind of related story. I was working at a nursing home and this lady was a feisty 105 years old. She absolutely would not eat anything except Hershey’s bars and a glass of cold milk. Someone wrote a letter to the company and they sent a dozen roses and a case of chocolates to her.

My parents copied it and sent it along. No response, but it is a family treasure.

As President, I will defend our #2A right to keep and bear arms the window seat in the second row.

It’s very cute. Kids always write letters. One of my siblings once wrote to the Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup people and asked them to send her samples of their products do she could give them her sseal of approval. She was 100 % serious.

Indeed.