It’s not what it used to be, but there’s still a lot of good stuff. I do miss the old times, with the Peldons and Pheobe Price and Bai Ling. There’s a little too much of the Kardashians and the Hadid sisters and the same people over and over. A little more variety would be nice. I like the fashion show recaps, but…

Do celebrity fashion “What Were They Thinking?”s just not exist anymore?

Have you seen Doug’s prison room? It had a bench made out of two toilets and a wall full of tiny little cells. Doug and Hildi didn’t design rooms, they designed really bad, cheap-looking stage sets.

The news headlines are gonna be interesting when she shoots her crotch off.

I just read this, and I definitely want to read the long version. That is terrifying! I’m glad you had a friend meet you and help you get away.

Mashed, scalloped, twice baked, home fries, au gratin, hash browns (best used in hash brown casserole), baked with lots of sour cream and butter, roasted...so versatile, so delicious! I would eat potatoes for every meal if I could.

I’m about ready to leave Netflix. I use the manual order for my streaming list, and now it only shows about the top 50 items in the list (out of about 400). It’s not very useful that way, and I don’t think they’re going to fix it. Netflix is weirdly insistent on making people do things their way, instead of doing…

I’m having a more important yogurt crisis right now. Trader Joe’s no longer has my favorite chocolate yogurt, which I have been eating for breakfast almost every day FOR YEARS. This is a total lifestyle change, and I do not like it. I have tried every other kind of yogurt, and it’s the only one I can eat every day and…

DTMFA

If Omarosa hadn’t said “she,” I would have guessed Mike Pence.

I wish I could go back in time five minutes, to the more innocent, happy time when I didn’t know anything about Lena Dunham’s ovaries. TMI, TMI.

Well, this isn’t terrifying at all. That beady-eyed dough golem gives me the heebie jeebies. God help us all if he ever gets to be president.

I start with 20 seconds on high (and spread them out into a single layer). The outsides usually crack a little when they’re melted. If they’re not melted enough, you can nuke them a little more.

Put them in a single layer in a microwave safe dish. The time depends on the microwave—I usually do 20 seconds on high, and then nuke them a little more if they’re not melted enough. The outsides usually crack a little when they’re melted.

I’m still waiting for a garden gnome emoji. Or the Loch Ness monster. Or bigfoot. Any of those would make me happy.

Yes. They are amazing! The insides melt, but the candy shell stays intact, so you can pick them up and eat them, and it’s like a burst of chocolate in your mouth.

When she goes out for lunch, she sends her sandwich back three times because the ingredients are stacked in the wrong order. “Cheese FIRST, you idiot, then the avocado! DO IT AGAIN!”

It’s simple. She thinks she’s so much smarter than everyone else, and only she knows the real truth. (And from what I’ve seen that she’s written, what she sees as truth is things that have happened to her or people she knows, who are very much not representative of our society in general). Therefore anything anyone…

He should just skip all that and fly off into the sunset with Melanie Griffith.

He’s going to look really rough. I’m curious to see what his hair looks like without regular maintenance and urine-colored hair dye.