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    She’s a couple of years away from too much plastic surgery. It’s going to be unpleasant.

    Or get a cookie jar with a bigger opening. You’d have to work pretty hard to find a cookie jar with an opening so small that you can’t pull your hand out while you’re holding a handful of cookies.

    The Parises were okay, but I miss Stabby Nachos. I wonder what happened to him.

    I hope she countersues.

    You have just inspired me to put mini garden gnomes in all of my houseplants. Maybe a mini Loch Ness monster, if I can find one.

    Red and very long, with a big wad of tape on the back. That is the real Trump.

    Is it Payton Manning’s turn yet?

    Chewing gum? And I thought the ham sandwich was bad.

    I know now what taxation without representation feels like.

    Gotta disagree on the Minty Mallows. They are delicious, and I could easily eat too many of them. I buy a lot so I’ll have some until they expire (sometime in the middle of next year). I will be very sad when I run out.

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    This reminds me of Sandra Lee’s Kwanzaa cake. Several flavors aren’t enough, so just keep throwing more randomly unrelated things on there until you can’t fit any more!

    I really wanted to watch Mr. Selfridge, but he was so incredibly bad, I just couldn’t. I don’t understand how or why he was chosen for that role, but it ruined the whole thing for me.

    You know, that weave cost about $50,000. I would want my money back for that mess.

    It’s actually painful to watch him trying to act. I can’t do it.

    I watched the first few episodes, and the more I watch, the less I like Prue. She was a really bad choice to replace Mary Berry.

    She’s the personification of pumpkin spice.

    I want to be Word Girl, but I don’t have any red pants.

    I won’t buy anything else from Cuisinart after the fiasco with the food processor blades. I had to wait 8 months to get a replacement blade.

    I won’t buy anything else from Cuisinart after the fiasco with the food processor blades. I had to wait 8 months to…