The Parises were okay, but I miss Stabby Nachos. I wonder what happened to him.

I hope she countersues.

You have just inspired me to put mini garden gnomes in all of my houseplants. Maybe a mini Loch Ness monster, if I can find one.

Red and very long, with a big wad of tape on the back. That is the real Trump.

Is it Payton Manning’s turn yet?

Chewing gum? And I thought the ham sandwich was bad.

I know now what taxation without representation feels like.

Gotta disagree on the Minty Mallows. They are delicious, and I could easily eat too many of them. I buy a lot so I’ll have some until they expire (sometime in the middle of next year). I will be very sad when I run out.

This reminds me of Sandra Lee’s Kwanzaa cake. Several flavors aren’t enough, so just keep throwing more randomly unrelated things on there until you can’t fit any more!

I really wanted to watch Mr. Selfridge, but he was so incredibly bad, I just couldn’t. I don’t understand how or why he was chosen for that role, but it ruined the whole thing for me.

You know, that weave cost about $50,000. I would want my money back for that mess.

It’s actually painful to watch him trying to act. I can’t do it.

I watched the first few episodes, and the more I watch, the less I like Prue. She was a really bad choice to replace Mary Berry.

She’s the personification of pumpkin spice.

I want to be Word Girl, but I don’t have any red pants.

I won’t buy anything else from Cuisinart after the fiasco with the food processor blades. I had to wait 8 months to get a replacement blade.

I won’t buy anything else from Cuisinart after the fiasco with the food processor blades. I had to wait 8 months to…

Some good news—the order has been stayed, and there’s a new hearing next week: http://www.eclectablog.com/2017/10/victory-judge-who-awarded-serial-child-rapist-joint-custody-with-his-rape-victim-stays-order.html

I accidentally watched about a minute of it once. That was too much.

Tim Allen has been lucky to have a career at all. He’s an abysmally bad actor. Six seasons is a long time for a show that’s this bad, and he should be glad it didn’t get canceled in the middle of the first season. Go sit in the corner and pout, snowflake.

Well, what do you expect from Voldemort?