She was on Botched with her creepy lookalike boyfriend. They were both very blond, and I’m pretty sure her breasts weren’t that big then. She wanted huge butt implants. They talked her out of doing the big implants because her butt would have been too big to sit on. She’ll probably be on Botched again, when her breast…

I’ll check that out—thank you! I’m okay with the butter. Butter is lovely. I just got a recipe from Smitten Kitchen that looks like it might be similar, too, so hopefully I’ll have those banana chocolate muffins soon!

Chrissy Teigen did get her bananas. I don’t know if she made the banana bread yet. I’ll have to check in on Twitter and catch up on the banana saga.

I’m leaving for a while. I’ll come back when Jezebel gets rid of the ads that make my browser keep scrolling back up to where the ad is. It’s really annoying. Worse than autoplay videos.

I feel really bad for Busy Phillips. I used to know someone who looked a bit like me, and people would think I was her and she was me, and I didn’t like that because she was obnoxious and I didn’t like her. I can only imagine how much worse it would be to have someone think you’re SHS.

I’m glad this show is coming back. I loved the old Trading Spaces, and I would watch reruns all the time if I could find them anywhere.

And she mispronounced her name. After years of being a mentor for this young lady, she didn’t even know how to pronounce her name. That says volumes to me about DeVos’s lack of respect for her and a very imbalanced relationship.

He is soliciting money for “flood relief efforts.” Sure, Jan.

That hair. Ugh. It’s even worse when he talks. You think he looks creepy and then he opens his mouth and it gets much worse.

I’ve been following this on Twitter, and the evolution is very interesting. First the church was flooded, and then it wasn’t flooded but it was nearly flooded and people couldn’t get there, and now he’s saying no one asked him to open the church. I would love to hear his explanation for why he blocked so many people…

No.

I’m adding lady business to my vocabulary. I usually go with lady garden. Or girly bits.

I want a husky. Not because of Game of Thrones, but because they’re awesome dogs. They’re smart (although I do have a personal rule that I can’t have a pet that’s smarter than I am). Unfortunately, I have allergies, so I can’t have a husky. That makes me sad. Stupid allergies.

I want to work with you! That sounds amazing.

I don’t think I’ve ever heard a whole Taylor Swift song, so I could be on that jury! (P.S. I’m not a man)

Tyra needs to give Joanna a few lessons in smizing.

Or 125 $1 tacos!

Is she wearing a quilted diaper? That is an oddly stiff undergarment. With a see-through bomber jacket. It’s like the opposite of what clothes should be.

Michelle Bachmann is a garbage person. I have a list of people who make the world worse, which unfortunately has gotten so long that she’s not even really on it any more, but still, the world would be better off without her.

P.S. I’m hoping SNL will bring back Rachel Dratch. She would be perfect as The Mooch.