He’s scary. He has dead eyes, like a shark.

Welp. Just when you think the Republicans can’t possibly get any worse, they exceed our wildest expectations. Don’t forget that this is the person who unleashed Sarah Palin. He’s responsible for a lot of badness.

There are a few other private houses, and those people were forced to leave. http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2017/07/christie_tans_while_island_beach_homeowners_burn_d.html

It’s okay—she can get a $50,000 weave, just like Daddy’s!

Did he find one of these in a dumpster? I would be delighted to find out he lost money on this movie. The movie is crap (4.2 rating on IMDB—I’ve never seen a movie with a rating that low!), but the reviews are entertaining.

It makes me happy to think that when Trump goes down, Ivanka’s going to be wearing an orange jumpsuit along with the rest of them. I know they’ll all be going to the cushy minimum security white collar prison, but hey, prison is prison. I hope the food really sucks.

Her teeth are too big for her mouth. That, combined with lots of voice coaching, puts her deep into the uncanny valley. I wonder if she ever lets her guard down and talks like a real person.

I made a cake one time that was supposed to be a Christmas tree, but it ended up looking like a boob. I missed the part of the instructions where it said to double the recipe, and I didn’t have any green food coloring, so I thought white frosting made sense, because then it would be a snow-covered tree. It did not…

Probably not. I want to try it, just to see if it’s really bad.

My new goal for the summer is to make some Impeach-Mint ice cream and share it with all my friends.

Colin Jost? The one who looks like an android?

Lindsay Graham is confusing me. Does he have an evil twin?

Well, according to Tammy Lahrer, this show was cancelled because the evil libruls want to suppress any other points of view. Not because it’s a crappy show that Tim Allen was lucky to be in for six years, and because he’s a crappy actor who should never have had a TV show to begin with. He can’t even do a 30-second…

It gets worse.

So, is it illegal to say “penis” now? I didn’t know anyone still called it “manhood” except for really bad romance novels.

Good lord, these people are nuts. Some day we are going to have a Christian version of ISIL. I’m going to start a pool on which things they’re going to ban, so at least maybe I can make a little money before society collapses.

Every supervillain has to have a lair! What, do you expect him to sleep in an old house, like a peasant?

I hope!

That’s okay. She one or two procedures away from the Land of the Lizard People. Then her only viable career path is the nearest Real Housewives show.

It amazes me that someone with so little acting ability keeps getting jobs (probably mostly Disney’s fault, because of the Toy Story thing). I can’t even stand to listen to his voice in commercial--he’s that bad. I won’t buy anything that he advertises, which is okay because I’m not even thinking about buying a Chevy…