Also, it’s not word salad. It has actual grammar and words that are spelled correctly.

Trump has inspired the best Double Creatures. My favorite:

You’re right—it’s beck and call.

I would have to watch it so I could boycott all the advertisers. That would include all of “As Seen on TV” collapsible hoses and Wobble Wag Giggle Ball and turbo ovens and aviator sunglasses. Oh and that frying pan that nothing ever sticks to (which you just know everything sticks to, even things that don’t stick to…

That first photo looks like she has a milk mustache. I thought it was a “Got Milk” ad.

Looks like it says Damn Hummp.

They probably have a much smaller and less fancy kitchen for the staff to cook in.

This country does not belong to you and people like you. There are many people in this country, with different genders, skin colors, ethnicities, morals, and outlooks on life, and this country belongs to all of us. It belongs to transgender people and women and lazy people and Muslims and many others who don’t look…

She probably wears hoodies, too.

Yes. Someone should have started a delivery service for delicious baked goods while this show was on. They could have made so much money!

I’ve learned one thing from this kerfuffle—I need to eat more skittles!

I have that same problem—my jaw has dropped to the floor so many times, the ligaments are all stretched out and it may never get back to normal. I’ve rolled my eyes so far back in my head, I’m surprised they haven’t gotten stuck there. I would so much like to hibernate until election day, get up and vote, and then get…

I think it looks like a filter. It’s a little uncanny valley-ish.

Gods, those people are so very, very stupid. I hate when super-religious people turn their brains off and become bleating sheep following the misled herd.

The only thing I’ve been able to find about the will is that there was a trust that included Sky, and I think the properties were in that trust.

It was in the settlement for Sky’s child support—

Did he put it in the will? I may have missed something (and I haven’t read the original article yet), but this says he put it in writing, so it may not have been in the will. I don’t know how well that holds up in court.

The “occasional” fatality??! Dumbass. What we have nearly eliminated with vaccines—many unnecessary deaths, blindness, deafness, paralysis, disfigurement. Would you want any of this to happen to your own children? Do you want to bring back iron lungs? Because those are so much fun for the people who are stuck in them…

As long as there is a Bennifer, the universe will be in balance. But there must a Bennifer (just one, never two).

Some day, all the Kardashian/Jenners will look exactly alike. I wonder if they all use the same plastic surgeon, so they can get group discounts for getting the same nose or chin.