Nacho cheese golem might be my favorite. I also love this description of his hair—cotton candy made from urine. Perfect.
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What’s his plan for dealing with all the homegrown patriotic American terrorists? Ban everyone? Sorry, guys, everyone out of the US! You could all be terrorists!
I don’t know if she’s getting paid for it now, or if she’s just getting media attention when she says stupid things on her blog. My personal favorite was when she was sooooo upset that teenagers were getting birth control, because, like, a 10-year-old might get an IUD or something.
She never got off the preachy abstinence hypocrisy train. She got knocked up twice, not married either time, and she’s still raking in speaking fees for preaching abstinence. I don’t understand why anyone would pay her to be a spokesperson for something she obviously knows nothing about.
Are these people in a competition for who is the absolute worst? I’m torn between wanting to pick this apart and not wanting to read it. Just the first line is bad enough—”the situation he was involved in.” Oh, you mean the horrible situation HE CAUSED? Please stop talking and go away. You’re not helping.
Life without cheese is not worth living.
I’m horrified that not only is she out of jail, she has children. I hope they somehow manage to grow up okay, but I know it’s not very likely.
We knew it was going to happen! I’m kind of surprised it took a whole year.
Suggested baby names for the tiniest Stodden:
I just read the transcript, and it doesn’t look like she ever interrupted him. He continually interrupted her, though. Unless she had a really nasty tone of voice, I don’t see that she did anything wrong.
Well, I’d be pretty grump, too, if I looked like a frog. All he needs for Halloween is a little green makeup, and boom, frog prince (without the prince part).
There are 782 people in the US with my name. I worked with one of my name-twins for one summer (we had the same middle initial, so we couldn’t even use our middle initial to tell us apart). There used to be another one of me in my town, but I think the other one moved. I used to get cards and phone calls for the other…
I’m going with Blefani.
I’m not so interested in the show, but I’ll watch it just for him.
Read through the comments and you can find a link to that and to other jaw-dropping things she’s written.
I like Alison and Louise. They’re too good for xojane. Tynan, however, is not. I can’t deal with the Tynan selfies where he’s sneering (with a faceful of poorly applied makeup in an unflattering color—especially if purple lipstick is involved) or the ones where he has cereal stuck all over his face. Those poor froot…
Yep, like it was no big deal. And the one who had a big wad of cat hair up there. I can’t decide which one is worse.
The universe is upside down.
I’m pretty sure there was a sequel to Paul Blart Mall Cop, which I haven’t seen but I’m guessing that it’s much worse than Neighbors. It’s one of life’s unexplainable mysteries.