Is that a real thing? Her coochie looks so uncomfortable.

You have a very good point. She does work for Fox News, after all.

It’s sad to be able to pinpoint the exact moment that someone sells their soul. Sure, she got paid a lot of money for it, but as Bart Simpson can tell you, it’s just not worth it.

DOURTNEY IS DEAD?! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Families can be weird that way. My mom has a very odd relationship with my evil aunt. She will do pretty much anything my aunt tells her to, and in return my aunt steamrollers all over her to get what she wants. I can’t completely go no-contact right now, but we live in different places, so at least I don’t have to…

Can we start an evil aunts club? I have one of those too! I’m cutting her off, but I’m sure she’ll never even notice.

Ow! My freakin’ ears!

Well, that’s not creepy AT ALL. So much better than just letting people use the bathroom. You never know what they’re getting up to in there if they happen to have the wrong number of y-chromosomes.

Well. I wasn’t going to read that GQ article, but now I’m curious. And yeah, if she thinks this is bad, it’s going to get so much worse before it’s all over. I’m sure Trump has many skeletons in his many closets, and I for one am eagerly waiting for them to be dragged out into the blinding sunshine.

Samurai Champloo is leaving on May 1.

Oh my god Rita Ora we all know you slept with Jay Z. NOBODY CARES.

You can tell the serial killers because their middle name is almost always Wayne.

I’m hoping that the Zika virus will make some changes in the rising tide of anti-abortion legislation. More women will have to face the possibility that their baby could have a severe disability, and that could make a difference in who they vote for. (But sometimes I’m surprised by how stupid people in this country…

I’m glad you said this because I really just don’t even know what to say. I have no words, they are all gone. But that money would all go to poor people anyway, so who cares?

You might be able to find other seasons on youtube. They get taken down and put back up really quickly, so I’m not sure what’s there now, but I did get to watch all of the old episodes.

Is there a photo of her doing the yacht-girl “I’m available” pose? I haven’t seen it, but it’s probably out there.

My aunt tried to eat my cupcake. I stopped her just in time. I’m not speaking to her now.

Rihanna forgot to change. She threw on a huge fur coat as she ran out the door, hoping no one would notice.

That is exactly what I was going to say. Are you in my mind? Get out!

She has nearly reached Trumpian levels of orange. When will people realize that orange is not a natural skin color (unless you’re an Oompa Loompa).