The knitting needles are on the chair. So someone can sit on them.

Thank you for sharing that. I’m sorry you had to go through that, but I’m glad that you could make that choice. I don’t have enough bad words in my vocabulary for the people who want to take that choice away, and who harass and terrorize women for doing something that is totally legal.

This is what I think of every time I see a photo of Cruz:

I can take up the slack for you. I find Bobby Jindal very punchable. I try not to judge people on appearance, but I think he exudes an aura of smugness and inflated ego that is definitely unwarranted.

No. She made her choice, and she deserves whatever she gets. She sold her soul for big piles of money, and in return she has to sleep with a nacho cheese golem. I do not feel one bit sorry for her.

One time my coworker burnt fish in the microwave. She should have been fired for that.

I’m not a plastic surgeon, but my theory is that the people who have it done but don’t have that plastic-y overdone look probably don’t take it quite as far. They get smaller cheek implants and they don’t have as much taken off their noses. It’s very subtle. Also maybe they have better plastic surgeons who can make it…

The podcasts are the main source for this—they put together most of this information.

His mother forged a time card. There’s a lot of other information about the time card and whether he worked that day, and it is very suspicious. Also it seems that he coincidentally came up with an alibi for the exact time that Hae would have been killed before anyone even knew that she had been murdered.

Don is really shady, though. His alibi is probably fake. His mom was the manager of the store that he said he worked at, and she may have created a fake time card. The manager of the store he usually worked at was his stepmother, who lives with his mother, so it seems they were in a relationship. And that’s just the…

I had one of those! I thought it was the coolest thing ever. Now I have lip balm in adorable little animal-shaped containers (fox and squirrel), so that kind of makes up for not having yummy chocolate lip balm.

I used to work with a woman who would eat a package of crackers like that—she would just peel down the plastic and take a bite. It just wasn’t right. She was a little bit odd.

It sounds like some kind of thyroid-related disorder.

That was a fairy costume for a Halloween party.

They are good with honey and butter. I like them with apple butter too (especially if it has a lot of cinnamon). Good biscuits are lighter and fluffier than scones, but if they’re not made right they can be dense and heavy.

Oh, throwing the food away makes so much more sense than giving it to a hungry child! Why didn’t I think of that? (Maybe I didn’t think about that because I’m not a SOULLESS SOCIOPATH).

American biscuits can occasionally have fruit in them. At least two fast food chains have biscuits with berries mixed in and icing on top. It’s not the norm, but biscuits can be sweet.

And those soggy bottoms. I just hate when my bottom is soggy.

Well now, I think he looks like he’s up to no good, so that means I can shoot him, right?

I do not understand the bubble nails. I saw a video of someone putting a mini-snowglobe on a fingernail—like the bubble nails, but even bigger and more pointless.