We used to have an awesome (and cheap) Greek-ish place that had burgers that were mostly filler. I thought they probably qualified as vegetarian. (Their Greek grilled cheese was awesome, though. That place has been gone for years and I still miss that Greek grilled cheese).

How is it even possible to spend $80,000 on legos and ipads? I bet he has a special “Lego Room” in his house for that vast collection of legos.

It was hilarious, but it was also very insulting to the hedgehog.

I really do not understand why some people think that everyone else should be forced to live by their morals. People can have whatever religion they want. They can make their own choices. But they can’t let other people make their own choices. I don’t get it.

I was thinking about buying some perfume off ebay or Amazon, but I decided it was just too risky. The Amazon reviews I looked at were partly good, but a lot of them said the perfume was fake. It just really doesn’t seem worth it.

Tokyomilk has defective rollerballs. The testers in the stores are usually broken. Too bad, because I love Tokyomilk. I’ve been thinking about getting some Gin and Rosewater.

Hey, we’re almost neighbors! I’m in Chapel Hill but I love Carrboro. I had to move out of Carrboro two years ago, and I miss it so much.

That’s Bristol Palin, once again showing how ignorant and stupid she is. The PRESIDENT can invite whoever he damn well wants to the White House, because he is PRESIDENT and he lives in the White House. She is the one that needs to STAY OUT of things she’s completely ignorant about. I’d like to think that some day…

All of the tabloids had printing problems this week? Really? I think some celebrity is trying to cover up a juicy story that was about to be printed. That’s okay, celebrity, we’ll find out some day. You are a blind item, and it will be revealed.

Hey Donald—I know you are, but what am I?

That is wise. I think all photos of Jaden Smith should come with a pre-click warning. I would be very upset if I clicked on an innocent-looking like and was accidentally exposed to Jaden Smith’s tongue. No thank you.

Anything that tastes good will make me gain five pounds just from looking at it. I got really annoyed when I went to see my nutritionist, and she recommended that I stop eating crackers (multigrain crackers, one serving, probably around 150 calories), with cottage cheese, and instead eat an apple. I’m eating the damn…

It’s not a fun way to live. I have so many things I can’t eat (no pizza, no sweet drinks, no cereal or poptarts). I am so envious of people who can eat normal food and not gain weight.

So, my mother is one of those rabidly anti-abortion crusaders. She used to go to the rallies in DC and crochet little booties for the crisis pregnancy centers. It embarasses the hell out of me, but I digress. The anti-pregnancy folks say that sex education is a way for Planned Parenthood to “recruit” more young people…

Is Bobby Jindal really a giant flaming jackass, or does he just play one on TV? He can’t really be this stupid. Can he?

THANK YOU! I have PCOS and chronic fatigue, which makes it really hard to keep either one under control. I’ve gone through phases where I ate a lot of junk food, and phases where I eat much healthier, and it doesn’t make much difference in my weight. I basically have to starve myself to lose weight, and that’s really…

She’s like a high-speed automated cliche dispenser. Word salad is not aiming high enough for her—now we have cliche salad. Can she even get out one sentence without throwing in a cliche or two? I think not.

I used to have one of those bunnies with a mobster attitude. He was the cutest bunny ever, but he was a bad, bad rabbit. I should be glad that he never whacked anybody, and I never woke up with a squirrel head in my bed.

How did we get to a place where it’s acceptable to wear suspenders as a top? (Also, I don’t even want to think about how much those glorified suspenders cost. It would probably make me very sad.)

You should get a purple heart for watching any Pauly Shore movie!