Seriously. I thought it was a photo of the cast of “Fear the Walking Dead!”

I am so glad I skipped right past this when I was looking for something to watch on TV this afternoon. With a name like “The Real,” it can’t possibly be good.

Yep. If I want to lose weight, I have to eat almost nothing. If I eat anything that tastes good, I instantly gain 5 pounds. No sugar, no sweet drinks, no crackers/bread/pasta/pizza. I can eat a lot less calories but still not lose weight. I do not understand.

A lot of plastic surgery. I don’t think there’s much left of her original face.

I don’t trust escalators. They just sit there, patiently waiting to eat my shoes.

I have bear snowglobe salt and pepper shakers. I don’t use them for salt and pepper, but I love them so much.

My mom had spoons like this, but the handle was a straw so you could sip and stir. Also I think the bowl of the spoon was shaped like a leaf. I thought that was pretty nifty when I was a kid.

I have a tiny little cutting board, and I love it so much. I have to hide it, though, because other people who live in my house abuse it. It has big gouges in it where someone cut too hard. :-( You should get another tiny little cutting board.

I used to have a cheese ruffler, but I never used it so I gave it to the thrift store. You have to use a specific kind of cheese with it, and I usually eat sharp cheddar, which is too crumbly to ruffle. I kind of miss it though. Who wouldn’t love ruffles that are made of cheese? Fancy! And cheesy!

Woody Allen: highly overrated movies, repulsive person.

Some food trucks have systems set up where they can serve the food faster for weddings or parties. That’s something you could talk to the food truck folks about.

You can get more than one food truck. More options for people who don’t like pizza, and it would still be a lot cheaper than catering. Whatever food you want, there’s probably a food truck that sells it. Where I live, we have waffles and Chinese dumplings and fancy grilled cheese sandwiches and crepes and burgers and…

My vote is, they are RUDE. There’s no excuse for that. I hope you can go there anyway.

I like green books. Remember that green book? It was on Oprah.

I feel really bad for the person who has to haul all of those clothes up the spiral staircase. That sounds like torture.

Congratulations, anti-vaxers, you’re bringing back polio! Iron lungs for everyone!

I’ve been thinking it should be “To harass and murder (if we can get away with it).”

They’ll also have to decide who gets custody of the truck.

Models usually look a little bit more like actual people. They’re not required to smile, but they don’t usually look so totally vacant. If you’re going to use a model who looks like a mannequin, you might as well just use a real mannequin, because that’s a lot cheaper.

She looks like a mannequin propped up in a chair. Is she supposed to be a model? Because if so, she’s not a very good one.