The Duggars might be facing foreclosure.

Drunk would be a good explanation. She is all about the cocktails. I think she’s always some level of drunk, from mildy tipsy to completely sloshed. Some of my other favorites are in here:

Are those real restaurants or did those names come out of the Guy Fee-eddy Restaurant Name Generator?

It is the best. You think it can’t possibly get worse, and it does. Again and again. And I think she put corn nuts on it, not pumpkin seeds. So much worse.

I think my lack of success in life is directly caused by my lack of ability to hula hoop. I hate that little kids can do it and I can’t. :-(

I want to add this cat to every picture of Hilaria Baldwin doing yoga poses in ridiculous places.

It would be worth every penny! If it’s not possible to block Kardashian-related content, I would like an add-on that changes every occurance of word “Kardashian” to “warthog” or “naked mole rat” (which coincidentally look very similar to Kanye’s latest fashion line).

It seems like someone should be able to come up with a browser add-on that blocks anything Kardashian-related. I would pay money for that.

I am really not interested in Melissa Joan Hart’s panties. Is her whole life going to crumble when her lucky panties get worn out and full of holes so she can’t wear them any more? Is there a special store where rich people buy lucky panties? I’ve never seen any in the unmentionables (that’s what my dad used to call…

Also whistling and humming. I work with several people who do this, and I hate it. Just stop.

Are you eating plain Greek yogurt? That’s hardcore. I like Greek yogurt with blueberries, walnuts, and a drizzle of honey.

Enjoy the go!

My supervisor is horrible, and I’m sure I’d be much healthier if I didn’t have the stress of dealing with her. I have many stories, but I’ll just tell one now:

That nude lipstick...no. It looks like she smeared Silly Putty all over her mouth.

They’ll probably blame it on the victims for not having guns of their own, so they can shoot back. Or some other dumbassery.

I never went on a real vacation until I was an adult. Our family “vacations” consisted of going to visit my grandparents (both sets) in West Virginia several times a year, including all major holidays. My dad’s mother sewed a lot, and my mom would lovingly dress me in Grandma’s newest outfit for the trip. When we hit…

I got ice cream, and my mom made a little speech. It was just me, my mom, and my dad, but I was mortified.

I was disappointed she was on Wait Wait. I thought for sure that would be one Kardashian-free space. Oh, god, the Kardashians are everywhere!!! There is no escape!!!!

I love ridiculous registries! I own one item on this list. One of the cheapest items on there, but hey, I have something in common with obnoxious rich people. The glasses are ugly. $85 for a box of note cards and $275 for a silver straw...that’s nuts. Can’t wait to see the baby registry!

I don’t care what anyone says, that swan dress was awesome!