rancid vat of miracle whip

And killin’ babies. Don’t forget killin’ babies. It’s high on the priority list for liberals.

I know a woman who had a to-do list on her refrigerator that included “Be submissive to Doug.” (Doug is her husband) Urk.

So. What if the tables were turned, and President Obama happened to have a son, and he molested a girl and the Obamas covered it up? I’m so sure he would be exempt from public criticism because he’s a liberal. Right.

So the Duggars Lied a Lot During Last Night’s Fox News Interview

They should change the name to “America’s Next Moderately Successful Model.” I’ve seen one of them in a commercial for some drug where she wears a series of amazingly horrible outfits. I’m pretty sure they must have been custom-made for the commercial, because you wouldn’t be able to buy them in a store. If I could…

That might be good in cornbread. Brownies, not so much.

Is he related to that person who ate a wheel of brie on the subway?

Yeah, cause he was kind of famous before that, for being in the Olympics and stuff. He would have been in the news anyway and it probably would have been more dignified if the K-Klan wasn’t involved.

They’ll be like two identical Courtney Stoddens.

I’m surprised it even has two stars. It should have one star, or maybe a half star.

Add in some butter, and you’ve got a deal!

Is Kerry Washington wearing a bulletproof vest under there? Her top looks so stiff and puffy.

Fan Bingbing is always flawless.

I just had a lovely vision of Kim K being drenched in pickle brine. Thank you!

Please. Don’t let us stop you. Go right ahead. Here, have a match. We can siphon some gas out of my car.

That sounds good to me!

Carrot cake counts as a serving of vegetables!

My coworker in the next office bangs her cup down and moans orgasmically every time she takes a drink. I think she’s drinking water, nothing to get excited about there.

Totally agree. The only other acceptable option is Cocks.