Everybody talked about it when he was born, but that was a few years ago, so I think we’ve gotten used to it. At least their last name isn’t “Oil.”

Bojangles is not barbecue. It’s all about the biscuits. You can never eat too many biscuits.

Fabulous! Even better if it’s the bit of the park bench that has lover’s initials quirkily carved into it.

That is too funny! Preserve should sell a Steak Knively set (6 knivelys in a lovely hand-carved wooden block).

Oh, that sounds like fun! I’ll be there!

That was probably me! She does sound like she has a mouth full of marbles. But they’re very expensive one-of-a-kind artisanal marbles, I’m sure. Good ol’ Boobs Legsly.

I hate when that happens!

I would actually rather watch fish swim around in a barrel than watch a Nicholas Sparks movie.

Oh—hummus. I thought it said “Throw all your humans out the window.” I need some caffeine now.

Which ones are good? I need to find a good work-from-home job.

Open offices suck. The only people I know who like open offices are nuts. And the people who are obsessed with being “collaborative” are the least collaborative people in the office. It’s all bullshit.

That dress...and those pants...it was a tough competition this year, but it’s hard when you’re up against Rihanna and Kim K.

I look almost exactly like that when I try to eat a cherry tomato. Those little suckers do not like to be eaten.

God. Did she even get a ticket? I really don't understand parents who speed in school zones. It could be their own kid they run over.

Have people forgotten how to use their eyes? I almost got run over by a stupid woman backing out of a driveway (I was on the sidewalk). She told me she saw me, but she thought I was done crossing. But somehow she couldn't look and see that I was still behind her truck?! You have a window, you have a rearview mirror,…

I gave up on Levi's a few years ago when I ordered the same style (different colors) and the sizes were all completely different. Two pairs of jeans in the same size—one was actually about two sizes smaller. I took a chance and ordered them again and they were a different size from either of the first two. I have no…

More info please! I'm sure there are other juicy stories. You are lucky to be orbiting around them at a distance, not close enough to be sucked into the black hole of ego and shamelessness.

Well, at least she didn't put the lobster IN her cooter.

Come back, mon cheri. I laaaaaav yoooooooo!

10 % plus all the doughnuts and fried chicken you can eat!