Magazines are not a good gift for hoarders. They will keep all of the magazines and the house will be full of all of the other hoarded stuff plus big piles of Real Simple magazines. For my family member who is a hoarder, I'm getting very reluctant to buy him anything because it just adds to the problem.

Kids do stupid things. Parent don't always know what their kids are doing. Police officers should be trained to defuse these kinds of situations, not escalate them. That's their job. Their job is to keep people safe—all people, not just people with a certain income level or skin color.

In that first photo, Taylor Swift looks exactly like a Barbie doll. It's kind of creeping me out.

I have so many questions. And yet, I don't want to think about the answers. I'm very glad my job does not involve bull semen in any way.

Some people just have to ruin everything, don't they?

She has one person on her staff whose only job is to poke tiny spoonfuls of pureed baby food into her mouth. She's very much like a baby bird.

If you think that's bad, I was at the mall today and there was a kiosk selling "sportulas"—metal spatulas cut in the shape of your favorite sports teams logo. That's not going to be hard to clean at all! I vote we rename spoonulas — maybe mega-spatulas or scoopy scrapers.

I like big bundts and I cannot lie...

I want a spoonula. They're pretty darn useful. It's not quite a spoon, and not quite a spatula, but it's great when you need to scrape the last bit of the cake batter ouf of the bowl.

Yep. It happens a lot. My Annoying Coworker is the Golden Child so my supervisor always takes her side. If I tell her I won't do something for her, she'll run and tattle to my supervisor, who usually makes me do it anyway. I just know that when she was an Annoying Kindergartner, she was the one who always tattled on…

Okay, here's one of my favorite stories. I do graphic design, and I had created some gift tags for my Annoying Coworker. I printed them out and gave them to her. They needed to be cut apart, which is not something I do. I occasionally do unusual print jobs, but I'm not the office printing-person. She asked me to cut…

Wow.

I would tell you stories about my coworkers, but then we'd be here all night. I may come back later with one or two of the best ones.

Right now, I can just see Gwynnie shrieking and flailing wildly, while Martha stands there cool as ice with a puzzled expression on her face. Then she bites the leg off a perfectly decorated gingerbread cookie and says "You're next!"

I just read this story this week, and it's horrifying. I don't understand why they couldn't get some justice with videos that supported their story and so much media attention. Right now I have no faith in our "justice" system.

I've thought the same thing, and my theory is, most of the awful people have significant others who are also awful people. There aren't as many of the cool people to match up with each other so it's harder for them to find a suitable SO.

I got the Bouchon Bakery cookbook. It's about $50 in stores—I got it for $18!! I don't need any more cookbooks, but the library's copy got checked out and never came back, so that's a good reason to buy it, right?

I got the Bouchon Bakery cookbook. It's about $50 in stores—I got it for $18!! I don't need any more cookbooks, but…

There is really not a huge amount of difference between the Duggars and the Kardashians.

Me too! I absolutely refuse to say it the right way.

I would agree with this, but they're much dingier. They're like the white leather couch that has so many mysterious stains you can no longer hide them by flipping over the cushion because they're on both sides now. They also have random blotches of candle wax and fake tanner.