A four year old would look really cute in that skirt.

Poor thing, somebody needs to give her a job so she doesn't have to dress in rags.

It seems so simple, doesn't it?

That would help.

It's like Xena dressed up as a flapper for a Great Gatsby party. I'm not feeling it, but I think I might like it more if it fit her better.

If there is ever a naked Guy Fieri show, I'm throwing my TV out the window. There are some things no human eyes should ever see.

This is such a half-assed way to do this costume. If you're really committed to it, you need to drag a barrel of ice water around all evening and dump buckets over your head at strategic times. Anything less is just lazy.

I ran across this in a previous thread on this subject—it's even worse:

They do like to hide the plus size department way in the back where you might find it by accident if you're lucky. One of my favorites is the store that has actually a good selection of plus sizes, but they're on a different floor than the rest of the clothes and there are NO SIGNS AT ALL. Seriously, none. It's…

Alien fetus

She is just always grubbing for money, isn't she? Like she can't afford to pay for her child's braces. Grifter. Someday she's going to have to do some actual work to earn money, and that will be glorious.

Alas, the closest Torrid is about an hour away, so I haven't made it there yet. I don't know why we can't have one in the nice shiny new mall that's 20 minutes away. I'm off to browse the Torrid website! I do need a new dress.

Yeah, that's the other thing. Plus size people don't shop at these stores that usually don't have plus sizes, because there's nothing there that fits, and they never find out about it until the store says, "Oh, well, I guess they didn't really want plus sizes." Come on, people, it's really not that difficult. 1) Let…

Some stores try plus size lines, but the clothes are ugly so most of them end up on clearance. Then they say "Oh, well, I guess nobody wants to buy plus sizes. No more plus sizes." So stupid. If anyone would make attractive, reasonably priced plus sized clothes they would sell out so fast your head would spin. But no,…

Rick Perry, smug asshole. I will always think of him as Rick "Goodhair" Perry.

I would totally watch that episode of Keeping up with the Kardashians!

Doesn't she have a registry? I can't find one. How am I supposed to know what to get for them/her/herself?

Not fit? Has he seen that gun show? She could snap him in half like a twig and not break a sweat doing it. Actually, I would buy tickets to see that.

I'm surprised they're not still in there, mesmerized by the beauty of their own reflections, like Narcissus by the pool.

Someone takes stamps a litttttle too seriously. Dude, it's a stamp. Nobody cares.