There are many things I could say right now, but I'll just keep it to this: if your rabbit is eating your power cords, you're doing it wrong. There are many ways to prevent this (and other rabbit behavioral problems), and it's really easy to find solutions with a little bit of googling. Some rabbits do eat everything,…

I want to get engaged just so Bill Murray can be in my engagement photos.

Remember Michael Jackson? It's possible to burn through huge mountains of money, and they so far don't have the talent to bring in large amounts of money on their own.

It could be worse—she could have named her baby Reignbeau!

I have so many questions...are we sure this is really a cake? How do we know it's not leftovers from a home improvement project? If it is a cake, why would anyone make a cake in this color? Is the cake itself a bland beige putty color? What flavor would a cake that color be? Mud with a hint of cappucino?

It looks like it's made out of putty. Yum!

Yeah, if I have to choose between a cake that looks pretty but tastes blah and an ugly but delicious cake, I'll have to go with ugly cake every time. Life's too short to eat bad cake!

What a jackass. He probably thinks that women who are 5 pounds "overweight" are fat. I hope you choke on your airline food, asshole!

I just want to kick him right in the crotch so hard.

He's like the Bob Ross of woodworking.

I don't think I saw that one, but that does sound like something she would do. She also stapled fake flowers all over someone's bathroom wall. I would love to know why she thought any of this was a good idea. You know as soon as the show's over the homeowners are going to have to get rid of it. How do you get feathers…

I missed that one! Hildi was a menace.

I loved Trading Spaces! It was the best. What other show has Frank's porn start quote of the week, Hildy jumping on every piece of furniture, designers doing what the homeowner said they specifically didn't want (I think that was mostly Hildi), hay as an innovative wall covering, and much, much more. Oh, yeah, the…

Oh, yes, I forgot about prison hooch. I can't think of a better punishment for the old dine-and-dash routine!

What does this mean? I really don't understand. Salem's Lot was about vampires, so...something about vampires, I guess. I used to like Roseanne, but she's just gotten incoherent and confusing.

But they're not very good meals. Also, I'm pretty sure he's not getting any expensive wine in prison.

Rihanna wore all the fashion and now she has no fashion left to wear.

I would go there. I might not ever leave.

I try to be tolerant about religious beliefs, but I just have to say, Toni Braxton's god is an asshole. I don't understand why people would want to believe in a god who's so vindictive and hateful and takes things out on innocent children.

She doesn't look very happy to be there.