They would go away if no one paid any attention to them. They're ramping it up because their usual methods are getting less attention. Apparently the only good people left are the Westboro Baptists. If I knew that I'd be going to heaven and the only other people there would be the Westboro Baptists, I'd ask Saint…

I would watch that. It would be so much better than the Bachelor.

Butterscotch Krimpets!!!! I can buy these at the Food Lion now. Woohoo!!!

It's still better than any day with lots of real housewives, Kardashians, and Lohans.

Wow...that's just...I don't even know. How did they squeeze that much ego into one little photo?

Yeah, I'm not sure what's up with everyone who's saying it's only for tourists. I lived in the Chicago area for about 5 years, and I knew plenty of people who lived there who ate it. And even people who hate spinach always love the spinach pizza.

Oh, good, I found the Chicago-style pizza lovers! I was starting to think I was the only one. An Old Chicago Pizza just opened in the town where I live, and I was very disappointed to find out that they DO NOT, in fact, have Chicago-style pizza. False advertising!! And now I have to make a Chicago-style pizza mine own…

It has nothing in common with quiche except for the shape. Point A) Quiche has eggs. Lot of eggs. Chicago-style pizza has no eggs. Point B) The crusts are very different. Chicago-style pizza does not use a flaky pie-type crust. They do both have cheese, but not the same kind of cheese. I'm not seeing how it's more…

This is all a big practical joke, right? You just know that she and GOOPy are sitting around laughing their asses off at all the stupid people who are trying to do this dance.

Maybe she glues them on in the morning. Which would mean she never goes to the bathroom.

It seems there was more than one drunken satyr in this story.

Some cats are normally that big. My friends had a cat that was 18-20 pounds. Less that that and he would have been bony. He was sleek and lovely. I stayed at their house one time, and I made sure to close the door before I went to bed because I'm allergic to cats. Somehow the cats opened the door during the night and…

Cut off his head and put a stake through his heart. That should make sure he stays dead.

Overinflation is not a good thing with car tires or lips. Do bad plastic surgeons ever cause lip explosions with too much lip plumpers?

Me too! She looks very Kesha-like in that photo. But cleaner.

Disco Chicken!!!!!!!

I've heard that Westboro Baptist doesn't believe in funerals. I don't know all the details of their wacko beliefs, but it seems that the reason Fred has been excommunicated is because he is dying, and that means that at some point he has sinned, because people who have not sinned never die. Or something.

Are you suggesting that she's read the Constitution? Because I very much doubt that she has.

Probably both. I had to get rabies shots when I got bitten by a bat, and it was a while ago, but I'm pretty sure I got a tetanus shot at the same time. That was the Day of Many Needles.

I want mango freezer pops. I would buy a whole box of just mango freezer pops. I would buy a ton of boxed of mixed flavors and throw away everything but the mango.