Is there any limit to the stupidity that spews out of her ignorant mouth? I know who's dictating the American agenda, and it sure ain't gay people. (Hint: it's the rich people. Some of whom might be gay, but not all of them)

Or have pets.

Sorry! I'll just put my pants back on now...

So true. I'm also worried that end is going to be horrible, and then I'm going to be sorry I read any of it. I'm not sure which is worse—unfinished or bad ending.

I do have a desk job. I do publications/website/communications, and I have the same problem. I spend a little too much time on the internet. I used to make it up by staying late, but now I'm taking care of my mother who has some health problems, so I have to go home at 5 every evening. That helps me stay focused and…

I do not like you, Scam-I-Am. I do not like you on a boat. I do not like you with a goat. For you I would never vote.

Issues at work, I have those. Wanna talk about it?

I'm not sure I can read all of this. I just got done reading the first two paragraphs, and I rolled my eyes so hard I almost sprained something. If I keep reading, I might end up in the ER with torn eyeball muscles.

They somehow missed the news that the Cold War is over.

Dumber than a bag of hammers, and as sharp as a sack of wet mice.

But it's not socially acceptable for fat people to show skin, so I guess we're supposed to wrap ourselves up in tarps and trash bags.

When it comes to the Kardashians, it's hard to tell what really happened and what is fake. I would feel more sympathy for her if I thought that all of these things really happened the way she says, but I'm not so sure any more.

Me too. What a horrible experience. She should move to where I live. We're really nice to bus drivers.

I get them at Rite Aid. Sometimes they have sales. The end result: I have a large stockpile of these, which I have somehow managed not to eat within a week. Which just proves that I can act like an adult (sometimes).

They really were the perfect couple, in a very strange way. John Mayer just gives me the icks.

I think every celebrity relationship is a publicity stunt. Everything we know about celebrities is fake.

Oh, I just can't wait until Kim K tries to start her acting career. It's going to be awesome. No, wait, that's not the right word. Awful. That's the word I was looking for.

She does work hard, I guess. At being rich, famous, and vapid.

Okay, first of all, Kim K is not even a tiny bit like Marilyn Monroe, except that they are/were both women. Second, does everyone forget that Marilyn Monroe had a tragic life and died young? Why would anyone want to emulate that?

Is that a penis cozy? That'll keep the little fella nice and warm!