Your mom is the most awesome lunch lady ever!

I think the best response is to ignore her. Trolls only troll when they get attention.

Poor Madonna...she's trying soooo hard to stay relevant, but it just isn't working. She seems to have lost her uncanny ability to continually reinvent herself. It worked for a long time, but now the well has run dry and she looks a bit desperate.

It was all a publicity stunt.

At least she's not wearing full-length gloves in the same fabric, so she doesn't quite look like she's been swallowed by a hideous floral-fabric couch.

Women I know are outraged that Democrats think that women are nothing more than helpless and hopeless creatures whose only goal in life is to have the government provide for them birth control medication.

He'll be in jail about as long as Lindsay Lohan was. Rich people are never really punished for anything.

My thoughts exactly. I'm so tired of people selling books or being rewarded in other ways because they're infamous for basically being jerks.

Is it too early to nominate this for a Razzie?

Well, in Nancy Grace's defense, she's obviously not a pot-type person. Cocaine is more her kind of thing.

Glanville is now "apologizing" for the comment, saying that she's sorry if you were offended but it was just a bit on her "COMEDY based entertainment show for adults I'm sorry."

In other news, no one kares about the Kardashians anymore and it's making Kris Jenner very koncerned.

Well, someone is strangely obsessed with other people's crotches. I don't understand how some adults just can't understand that no matter what they do to discourage it, teens are going to have sex. It's just plain stupid to not have good sex education in high school, so they'll know how to do it safely and without…

Margarine is horrible. I got some vegan margarine to make a cake, and it's just nasty. Blergh.

I'm having flashbacks of the Tetris music. :-(

Wait, wait, hold everything—a Powerpuff Girls special??!! When is this happening? And why have I not heard about this? Someone's holding out on me. After this, maybe they can do a Powerpuff Girls/Wordgirl special crossover episode. That would be amazing!

I have a new theory. Global warming is caused by all that hot air that comes out of Limbaugh's stupid mouth.

I have a coworker who wears massive amounts of perfume. I can smell her down the hall when she's sitting in her office. And it's kind of cheapish knockoff perfume, not the good kind, so it gives me a headache. But actually it's a good early-warning system, so it's not all bad.

He's so needy. No wonder all those women he sings about are running in the other direction.

As I predicted, this will officially make marriage the Wild West, in which groups of people can assert that they are married and should have all the benefits of that status, including family health plans and the right to file taxes as married people.