From what I've heard, that's not what happened. She was strip searched, not cavity searched.

No, we see a person who committed a crime and has started her journey through the justice system. How is that racist?

Please enlighten me. How is the US not following diplomatic rules? She committed a crime, and she doesn't have diplomatic immunity for that particular crime. She wasn't treated any worse than a US citizen who committed a similar crime (actually, she was treated better). Is the US supposed to just ignore the crime?

My favorite horrible Christmas story happened years ago, not long after I moved to Chapel Hill. A fraternity stole a bunch of Christmas decorations out of people's yards so they could decorate for their Christmas formal. So far I haven't seen anything else that is quite that bad.

Right now, I'm very sad that I don't get NBC. I hope they put this online.

Oh my. I thought these would be brownies with a swirl of Nutella. This is much, much better. I better start saving up to buy a case of Nutella!

I want to know more about the Nutella brownies, and if they can be made with Trader Joe's cookie butter/fake Nutella (aka the best thing that has ever come out of a jar).

I'm not sure the marrying Ryan Reynolds thing is such a big deal. He seems like an empty suit to me. I've seen a couple of his movies, and he's so bland. It was like watching a tub of margarine act. I think their marriage is probably very pretty but horribly boring, just like both of them.

With this many massive egos in one room, I wouldn't be surprised if it created a black hole, which would be nice because it would suck them all in and we'd never hear from them again.

The Florida Man twitter just gave me this wonderful thing:

I just discovered the Florida Man and Florida Woman twitters. Truly amazing.

And Lindsay Lohan. Please.

That would be the worst show ever! I would watch that less than The View (which I saw approximately one second of while I was changing channels).

I hope not.

When Grace Jones gets bored of wearing that hat, she can take it off and do a little hula hooping! Just kidding, Grace, you are forever awesome!

It is time for Kanye to shut up and go away. The last thing this world needs is a caterwauling Kim Kardashian. No. Just no.

I work with people who wear so much perfume you can smell it all the way down the hall long after they're gone. And of course it's not good perfume—one coworker wears nasty knockoff scents and the other one wears really strong patchouli. I don't like Bath and Body Works—they use something in most of their scents…

Hey, me too! I'd love to get my Christmas shopping done early, but that's hard to do when you never have any money.

Yeah, we all know where this is going. Her co-workers need to be very careful, too, because things like this sometimes end in workplace violence.

If that doesn't work, this live trap works really well. Just don't let the mice go anywhere near your house, because they'll come right back. I only had one mouse I had trouble catching this way, because it was just too smart. It took almost a week to catch that one, and I was about ready to break out a tiny,…