Me neither. I'd rather eat candy.

Right now, I am so glad I've never read that book!

I'd also like to nominate the Kardashian Kristmas Kard.

We all know her true identity.

This is absolutely the best on bananas! It's so much better than just plain Nutella.

Concern trolling is when you pretend to be concerned about someone (let's just say, for example, because they're very thin), but you're really using that as an indirect way to criticize them. See also: Frenemy

My dad used to call hats toboggans! I have no idea where that came from, and I don't think anyone else in the family ever called them that. I always hated wearing hats anyway. I would probably be smarter if I hadn't frozen my brain when I was a child playing in the snow.

But he looks kinda greasy. It's like when you drop a piece of fruit on the floor, and you pick it up and it looks okay but you don't know what's down there and you wash it off but it still just doesn't taste quite right. It's better just to throw that piece of fruit in the trash and get a fresh piece of fruit, by…

I wish I could like this comment many times.

Yep. Dara should have won.

I can't be the only person who's dying to know who this celebrity is! Can we have a hint?

Well, that's exactly what I came in her to say. So I'll just leave quietly now.

Are you aware that there are photos of Zimmerman (after he killed an unarmed teenager) that don't show any evidence that he was having his head smashed into concrete? Zip, zilch, zero, nada evidence that anything like what you said happened. So shut up.

Yeah, having a job like this makes her a horrible person, no matter how nice she is. There are worse things you can do for a living—I can't think of any right off the top of my head, but I know they exist—but her job makes the world a slightly worse place to be. But apparently she hasn't had anything to do with the…

Why do they want to have a networking event for 16 year olds? That doesn't sound very useful.

A friend of mine rented a house and found a mysterious blob in the freezer. It turns out it was a placenta, left in the freezer by the woman who had rented the house before. What she planned to do with it, I don't know. So after my friend found it in the freezer (after the power had been turned off for a while), this…

Sorry, I can't help. I didn't understand it either.

Is Adam Scott's head that big or did someone take that photo at a really bad angle? He looks like a bobblehead.

I'm a bit curious, but I'm going to follow your example and not look. I keep hoping if we ignore her, she'll go away. (This strategy also applies to all Kardashians. Doesn't seem to be working very well so far, but I keep trying!)

I think they have photos of Gwynnie passed out in the middle of a huge pile of Pringles cans, Twinkie and Big Mac wrappers, and empty orange soda bottles.